Dazzler

Everton will probably lose their star striker to a long term injury at the same time, if not before Toney comes back from his suspension. DCL has already played 5 games, so it's only another 5 until he trips over his skirt and spends another 6 months in the treatment room.

You definitely would if you'd saw where I've lived since - Out the frying pan, into a bigger frying pan, into crockpot full of shite on low heat. Still beats a trailer park in the states though. I'm more likely to be mugged by a 13 year old smackhead, less likely to get shot in the back by a mentally disturbed 32 year old virgin.

Be honest, it's because you're so rotund that your carer can't get between your cheek and the bog seat to wipe without losing their hand to a crushing injury, isn't it?

You're not my fucking supervisor.

Nobody. It's my first post. I'd never even heard of the place until this morning, and saw that people from the blog had already been on, called cunts and then left.

I stand by this. It's like walking into the Raby - There's a definite whiff of incest, stale tabs and oven chips about the place. Banjo shaggers to a man. For the record I resent being called a yank, I'm from Elswick. The only gun I ever took into school shot chunks of tatey. And to answer the shite question - sitting - there are only three allowable exceptions - 1) You have knees that physically don't bend, 2) You're under 5 years old, 3) You have a severe learning disability. Any fully functional adult that stands to wipe their arse probably pulls their pants fully down to have a piss as well. There are registers for people like that.