Dazzler

Looks like someone drew a face on a balloon

4 more years and Dan Neil will still be at Sunderland, questioning his life choices after reading that they opted out of a promotion they were never in the running for.

Kilt/Skirt? Just let it fall out like a horse?

I am willing to bet you used to, but given standers never fully clean the shite off that they eventually became starched and you needed a christmas nut hammer to crack them off. Following that you were barred from Poundland, and your wife just makes you smear your cheeks all over the inside of your trousers from then on. Am I close?

In fairness, I'd pay good money to watch the cast of GB clinging to a fence like Sarah Connor in T2 as SkyNet blasts the studio with a nuclear missile. Imagine watching Piers Morgan stripped to his comically plastic skeleton.

I prefer mega cunt, but whatever suits tbf. I think I did alright on Ed's blog. I haven't been banned on the discord server yet, at least. Though I did cause uproar one night by calling a mackem troll on the blog a kiddie fiddler, and laboured the point a fair bit. I don't think such a comment would even be noticed here

I don't think Liverpool are a force tbf. I think they have a pretty average defence, and they seemingly have very little defensive cover in midfield. Their attacking threat is immense, and they are riding a wave at the minute, but I don't think they are good enough to keep it going. I think that's similarly true of Spurs - they look good, but i don't think they are good enough to keep it going I'd prefer Arsenal to win it if not us. Someone to break up the standard Man City storming the league scenario.

The bastard offspring of seagull diddling?

Howe has already said that he'd had problems in both of his knees, so he's probably just aggravated that. Since he's not going away with Sweden I presume it won't be serious and he'll be fine once we're back.

This is true - he's also a fucking psychopath which cannot compliment his other symptoms.

Wash ya arse you filthy stander. It probably sounds like maracas going off in your duds whenever you turn sharply.

As sad as it is, I think you may be right. I love Bruno and hope he's here for years but at present he's probably our most saleable asset that would allow us to increase wages, strengthen the squad etc to start to consistently compete at the top of the table.

It feels (to me at least) that we are inching closer and closer to another global conflict. Russia invading Ukraine, Yemen, Israel and Palestine. Iran has skin in the game of two of those conflicts - Iran and US are always on the precipice of war, which covid seemed to quell for a bit - all it will take is Trump to get back in power and it's a fucking powder keg. I reckon RFK jr would be equally as bad for global relations. A bunch of rich cunts profiteering from all this death and destruction whilst the normal people suffer.

I reckon the yanks stand to wipe tbf. They definitely look the type. They all stand to attention, scream the pledge of allegiance, drop a log into the bleachers, wipe, and put the shit rag into a dog shite bag.

Fucking hell what a choice - Trump, an OAP with dementia symptoms or a QAnon truther. Only one solution: "Fuck it. Gather the Armada. It's time to bring these dopey cunts back into the commonwealth."

"I commit to drawing pictures of transport projects. Look at this choo choo I did vroooooooom"

Stick around, I think you'll find that it will be topped very soon.

I think all the ma'am's in that bar would already be taking care of each other.

Sounds like something a mackem in disguise might say....

"Giz the fucking guitar noo before I make love not war all over ya ken"

No need to turn him into a player with flair, but coaching him to carry the ball forward and contribute offensively is not that big an big ask. Especially, if he's that good. No one is expecting step overs and shit. He's arguably one of the best in the world at what he's good at - but he's very limited in the other aspects required of a modern centre midfielder. We get the defensive aspect from all of our current midfielders working in tandem, but we also get assists and goals from them too (not as many as I'd like but still). It could be argued that we'd get more out of Bruno/Tonali further up the pitch if we had one specific player to do that defensive role but I feel like we'd lose that tribal, hunt in packs attitude they have if it was all left to one player.

Ross Camp

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