Dazzler

A who's who of no thanks.

Appears as though BBC Radio Newcastle's twitter admin has spelled carer incorrectly.

Well they seem nice, fucking hell.

Aren't Hamas and Hezbollah closely linked? The latter of which has publicly supported the actions of the former in recent days? Mad that the Saudis would back the best pals of it's biggest enemy. I learn something new every day from RTG.

Was going to point out that beyond his faux-outrage I would be willing to bet he was a raging islamophobe.. Most of this ilk are. Bet he thinks Tommy Robinson is a "truth teller" too.

Joe Cole was a canny dribbler. Though the only real end product was a soggy footy shirt and a slip hazard for the other players.

Thick as whale spunk him. Only a complete cunt, with zero empathy would use horrific, ongoing issues to score points over something as miniscule and irrelevant to overall human existence as football.

To be fair, he grew up in Ireland and had a seemingly very militant upbringing so a bit of hockle is probably funnier than hearing about his da's mates getting into shootouts with the British Army

Sounds like there's high risk of kicking up a stink if people aren't picking up shite after themselves.

Have you tried rubbing your line manager's nose in it?

Just dropping nuggets as he goes:

Must admit this moment was in my head as I typed it

Red flood warnings are in place in Birmingham this evening after the dams burst on the snatches of thousands of 70+ women in the city this morning.

In fairness Mbappe couldn't get up to full speed with Longstaff and Trippier on his back.

Hopefully it ends quickly before he has to have any involvement. It's fucking nuts that in 2023 serving the military isn't simply a choice. No one who doesn't want any involvement in inevitable bloodshed should be forced into it.

Thank fuck it wasn't his Blair moment otherwise he'd have flattened the poor fuckers house in the search for WMDs and had him waterboarded in one of the back rooms.

Maybe they thought Kier needed a bit more zhuzh.

Starmer was just the victim of the campest protest in history as a protester covers him in glitter.

That's because he's flush with cash following his star turn as Stephen in the new blockbuster Sayersy film.

We're getting third anyways man, Liverpool and Spurs will shit the bed at some point!