Dazzler

I'm from Elswick. I am well aware/versed/experienced in the principles of mugging

It suits him down to the ground that Iran are kicking off now too as it gives him "just cause" to pick up right where he left off before covid took a massive shit on his plans in 2020.

I think you and I have very different definitions for "robbery" tbh. If a mugger rocked up and held me at knife point, did a few kickie ups and stuffed £70 in my pocket I'd be relatively happy. I'd even happily take a bit of a stabbing for that kind of bargain.

Sky Sports + looked very similar to the yank products when I was watching the (admittedly dodgy version of the) stream last night. Even the half time set up of showing the pitch, and flashing up the stats with occasional highlights was very similar to the optus sports, NBC sports etc. It might be them testing the waters with it.

Once upon a time the argument against showing all matches (and the 3pm blackout) was the impact it would have on lower league teams. However, when you have overseas providers showing every game, and we live in a technologically advanced world where those providers can only sit by helplessly while pirates dish out the games en masse to a massive market at next to nowt - you'd think the greed of the premier league / sky would like to take back a piece of that market. If I could have every Newcastle match (and only Newcastle matches) for say £20 - £30 a month I'd snap their hand off. They could make a fucking fortune but they seem to have no interest.

Osula did alright with what little service he had IMO, he looked more lively in the second half once Bruno came on. Barnes never once looked for him that I recall and Miggy only looked for Tino. Plus Willock, Longstaff and Joelinton were never going to be creating a shit tonne.

Big fuck off prayer cube that comes up through a trap door in the centre circle at half time - Priceless.

When listening to Sinead O’Conner doesn’t fully the capture the senses and you want your eyes to suffer as much as your ears?

Not unless my dad cut a hole in his duds and had transparent bollocks as i was a useless piece of spunk in 1977 ten years away from being born.

This genuinely could go either way. Either we pile on the misery and crush them or they fluke a win that starts an upturn in form. 4-0 big Dunc to show up in the black and white and start windmilling scousers in the crowd while Gordon puts 6 past Pickford.

What better way to spoil Christmas for that uncle you hate than to give him the DVD of Newcastle United vs AFC Wimbledon. Extended to four hours with an hour of extra commentary from the managers on their tactical master class and 90 minutes of mad dog rifling your nanna.

Typical monarch. Re-writing history.

Osula playing like an in form isak with that pressing and run.

This co commentator is wanking himself daft over Gordon’s form now as if he hasn’t stank the place out until Saturday. Why even bother having a second commentator when he’s this brain dead.

FYP

We going three at the back I presume.

I might stick the Arabic lads on. I don’t understand a word but at least I’ll fit the imaginary stereotype RTG have bestowed upon us.

“Good strike, but couldn’t find either corner.” So a fucking shit strike then you fucking tool.

That’s his pivoting leg. Without that how will he turn the wrong way?

You jinxed it.

AFC Wimbledon doing their bit to ensure we’ll never see a penny in transfer fees for Miggy by slowly and brutishly removing his legs.

Fucking get BDB at left back now!

These league two cunts love to try and end the careers of our goalies. Krafu will be praying his ACLs remain intact.