Dazzler

Because motorcyclists are known to rigidly follow the highway code without exception

It's a Pardew / HBA situation - only difference is, I think Sancho would leave and become a world beater whereas HBA left and became a pie eater.

That's the Audi driver motto is it not? You recite that as your engine starts

I fucking hate my inquisitive nature at times.

Corbyn has an obsession with Israel, and seems incapable of seeing any bad from the Palestinian side. I get that he feels strongly about the situation in Gaza and Israel's occupation of land etc, I think most self-respecting person would share the same opinion. But for a self-proclaimed humanitarian he doesn't half seem to disregard the Israelis and their human rights, purely by refusing to acknowledge and condemn when awful things happen to them. I can only imagine how incendiary the relationship between Britain and Israel would have been over the last few weeks had he somehow managed to get in power.

I'd like to see Audi drivers drive tbf...off a bridge.

Howdy neighbour

Especially Audi's.

Then you only need the one slide. You've got it in the bag.

Stopping them from playing seems counter productive to me. Giving them more free time for them to get further lost in their addictions.

I think it's most likely illegal, there will be something in contract law about it I would imagine. It's effectively saying "sold as seen" before you sell a brand new car that you know full well will explode 5 miles from the showroom.

Both my kids have PlayStations and I can vouch for their higher level of vocabulary, and online decorum compared to me (an XBox player). "Boom headeth did shoot. Gaze me teabag that gent. I fuck'd thy moth'r"

I can't see him doing that in all honesty unless he's facing a custodial sentence, which some rumours seem to suggest he could. However, it could be that he feels like Milan shafted him - sold him when he didn't want to leave, didn't get him the help he need etc - in which case he launches them under the bus. I'd take Tonali being banned for 12 months if we got our money back from Milan in the process. Canny little bosman transfer that

I think they can try and hide behind the rumours being unsubstantiated, and claim they never had reason to investigate them so technically didn't have to disclose anything when he was sold.

Sue the shit out of them - I can't profess to know much about the inner workings of footy but it seems to me that this would be a breach of contract type situation - Milan would have sold a player knowing full well that he had a gambling problem, and it was going to blow up at some point. Would almost seem like they sold him because of the gambling, and didn't think to mention it.

In fairness if Pep can't get a tune out of him then I doubt Howe could either. I think his latest load of injuries have affected him to a point where he can't play at the level he used to. Once upon a time I'd have snapped their hands off for him but I think those days are done.

Fucking grassing bastard. In all seriousness though, this is a massive concern. The player has an issue that he needs help with but we're potentially in a £55m hole because of it.

How many do you think Maxi will score, mate?

You probably still will depending on what you're after, but any Microsoft games are on there day one, gears of war is a masterpiece. They own Bethesda now so Wolfenstein is on there to blast some Nazis and buck a polish lass in a submarine and on a train. All the old CODs will be on there soon enough. Plus most of the EA games (though they are later releases - FC 24 will be on game pass nearer end of the season). Also, game pass includes PC games, and they always have the new football manager pretty much from release. It's pretty mint value for money tbh.

I can't keep up with this, someone needs to get the Corleone's on the blower and sort it out. That being said has anyone been on RTG yet? As I assume they have discussed this and it's a fucking goldmine

Think Netflix but with games. GTAV is in there at the minute so you can make her sit an watch you get a ride off a prossie and then back over her head and get your money back. She'll love it.

Is Long Time Admirer a gentler way to admit something awful? Like struggle cuddle.

I wonder why