Dazzler

It’s them German SARMs. Look at Bayern and Dortmund players. All juiced up to fuck. Klopp was definitely pumping them full of the shit and Slot is working down the 10 years worth of inventory.

He’s offered fuck all for you over a year now. Giving him the armband was a huge mistake IMO.

Fucking mad how much running they do considering they all have severe asthma. A bloke at work suffers it and he chokes if he spins his chair too fast.

Yes.

Mrs Wyki has a hold of the phone it seems.

If a Nick Pope falls in the forest does he still put the ball out for a throw in?

It wasn’t Pope at fault he couldn’t see past Burn

Schar, Tino and Tonali all synchronised bed shitting.

Fuck sake. This is going to be a long night.

“I just can’t understand it.” Probably shouldn’t have chosen football commentary as a profession then Fletch you fucking idiot.

Been doing extra training sessions with Papiss Cisse on his road back to fitness.

“Penalty surely!” fuck off man

Trent at right back is the only glimmer of hope I see without Isak. Gordon needs to have a big game.

The last two games I presided over were the correct format too and were comfortably our worst performances this season

Cromwell is surely seen as a traitor to rags like the daily mail. They wank themselves daft over the royal family. Also are they suggesting that labour have suppressed technology. I’d be interested to know how they have photos of Cromwell who was in power 200+ years before the invention of photography.

Daft cunts will try and sterilise the trans community, the smooth brained gonks.

Get Osula on starting. He’s the most likely to wind up VVD and take several elbows.

Wilson should never get a run out again based on today. Two chances to put the game to bed and the daft greedy cunt put himself over the team. I fully accept that the above will bite me on the arse and look forward to it. Hopefully, in the final.

2-0 us.

Sending him his complaints by way of cave paintings.

Tell him the ref played 4 minutes to give them a chance and they still fucked it.

It was Willock against Palace I think and the goal was disallowed.