Dazzler

They aren't even remotely close. Raphinha has a goal contribution of 1 in 1.6 and miggy is around 1 in 4.7 since Howe took over. Raphinha has 62 goals and assists in 100 appearances vs 24 in 113 for Miggy since Howe came in.

It would be fucking hilarious if he was dead when they removed their hands because God's will was done.

More like Rooney than Messi re: footwork, and more like Chris Wood for Newcastle than Messi for finishing. £35m and a handsome Greek chap well received.

Such a strawman argument, man . Would you rather earn £300k per week but have to live in Saudi to get it tax free, or earn £150k per week and live in FUCKING MILAN? Milan could have offered him £10k per week more than he earned with us and he'd have chosen them over career suicide in the middle east. That is assuming of course that there were top teams in Europe (like Milan) in for him, which there were not. Also those stats per 90 are based on a grand total of 12.4 90s and he played his half-annual blinder against Man City within those "12" to ensure it was sufficiently padded - show the stats for the seasons he wasn't constantly breaking down - the best in the world should have great stats (other than goals and assists) even in a shitty Bruce side, surely?

I am not sure twitter is a reliable gauge of general fan feeling. Unless it's coming from the official club twitter account, in which case he's fucked.

I do rate him though but don't think he matches Eddie's "must be a big cunt that can run through walls, people and large industrial machinery" - He'd do a canny job running underneath all of those though.

"Big" target - cunt is shorter than me

One of the late night talk shows did a bit where they went to one of his rallies. The put forward a creepy statement claiming it was by Joe Biden - something to the effect of shagging his own relative (or something equally abhorrent). They were rightly beside themselves with rage at the sheer disgusting nature of the statement - until the interviewer revealed it was a very real statement from Trump. Half of them claimed it wasn't real, he wouldn't say that. He then played the footage of him saying it - they claimed it was fake - he then told them it was a really old clip that was on the news, and has been checked and verified by pretty much all the news stations (who all played it at the time) - i.e. 100% legit and most them shrugged their shoulders. They are hopeless, so high on the kool aid it genuinely doesn't matter what he does. This latest thing should be enough to keep him out of the white house - I already think he was unlikely tbf - but the real problem comes when he loses, because no way he doesn't try to mobilise the militant racist hillbillies again. There could be absolute carnage over there.

"Could you follow that rant up with an email, love. I need the receipts."

The good thing about this is that it should then lead to a "Okay, well what about this? Is that deep fake too? Or this? How about this one?" There is so much evidence of him doing this sort of shit that and it's long overdue a rerun. It'll keep the idiots distracted until the end of the election. I think it's about time someone dug up the court documents from when he was sued in a joint rape case with Epstein against a literal child.

The anti-abortion, bible bashing man of the people thing isn't an act? It is like. It's just that USA has higher chin dribblers per capita that buy into what is a very easily provable lie.

"Eyven the pasteh munchers hate the mags an'aarl, marra. Tha might look like barcodes, but tha alreyt by me."

I genuinely don't think so - he's absolutely bat shit insane and I think he's probably lost more moderates than ever by going fully senile in the last four years. Where I think the real risk lies is in the possibility of him leading some kind of rebellion and kicking off another civil war. I am not sure which Russia would prefer, a completely compromised US president or an entire US distracted by a full scale ground war amongst themselves on home turf. Either seems like it'd be a win win.

I believe the second two anecdotes because in both he’s the small minded, twattish antagonist.

Trump files a legal complaint against Labour for interfering in the election because Labour Party members have been supporting Harris in the US. I presume he’ll be stopping Farage from hanging out the back of him while he’s at it then.

As much as we did - it’s great Brian is finally over it tbf. Capitalising Mags and Mag really emphasises the deep rooted respect he has for us.

*Camera pans around. Gordon’s face buried in a pair of mammoth top bollocks* ”brrrrr brrrrr brrrrr brrrrr. Nice one, laters babes.” *Gordon turns to the camera* ”Hiya, I’m Anthony. Follow me and see what I get up to on an average day.”

Just Mitchell’s face. That’s quite clearly mad dog on his right. You can tell Gordon is holding him back to keep him off his lass.

I mean there are these new things the youngins use (but only when it fits their narrative) called stats that would back you up tbf.

The only problem I had with it was the fact that the telly lass was not the woman of the hour. In fact she was completely useless, and the real woman of the hour is poor lass who manages to convince the lunatic to keep her alive.

I'm just throwing this in there because....it's coming.

Is that because it was you?