Dazzler

Not a pen but doesn’t even give the free kick. Utter cunt.

Gets a booking, fakes an injury. Is Tindall their assistant or ours?

The kebab boss man? He’s not that fat tbf.

Gordon injured? Howe oot!!!

Surely not. Not Elon Musk. Say it ain’t so. Not the poster boy for freedom of speech.

He’d abolish tax on overtime and then blame hourly paid people when the country is on its arse and the infrastructure is falling to bits. It’s a fucking truly dreadful idea and just him playing to the working people with something totally unrealistic because he thinks those people are thick.

Getting his ducks in a row for when he loses. Making sure his army of idiots are prepared for the war that follows.

You should see it in D3.

“President Trump, could you please stop masturbating for five seconds.”

Flair players that play by no ones rules are a thing of the past really. Look at Pep teams - it's fine to be skillful and graceful on the ball but if you don't do what he says, when he says it then you're out and it doesn't matter how good you are. Grealish took ages to get a run of games because he was that exact kind of way coming in - and he cost them £100m! In fairness to Maxi I do think he was willing to run through walls, and he did show signs of adapting but his body would never allow it. Plus I genuinely think (step overs and skills aside) that both Gordon and Barnes are better players on the left. Gordon's engine is insane and his direct running is terrifying - plus both he and Barnes are more prolific than Maxi ever was - even since he fucked off to a farmers league.

To keep him sweet with a promise that we'll sell him in the summer if we fail to get Europe. It also ensures we get maximum profit should we agree to sell him. The longer we leave it the more he depreciates in value and I am willing to bet we're not planning on selling a top class striker to Arsenal unless its for game changing money.

At the minute our plan b would be to put the ball in the net - Chris Wood would probably be the better option at present given his recent form. The problem with an unpredictable player is for all they can turn a game on it's head they can also cost you massively. Maxi was always as likely to turn a draw into a loss with a stupid decision as he was to turn a loss into a draw or win with some magic.

It'll be to extend it by the one year and put him on whatever Bruno and Gordon are earning (which I assume is probably more now they've extended).

A year or two ago Maitlis was arguably the best we had in the field. Giggling about a bloke molesting a child, and not covering it because it's not the first time is Piers Morgan territory - I mean she fucking literally made the nonce prince squirm for this exact thing - All because Trump would make a more interesting talking point as president. It's pretty fucking pathetic. In all honesty I don't even think Morgan would defend him if that video does come out, which makes her reaction all the worse.

Which ones were the lies?

Not enough head bands

Top 1 percentile in “for fuck sake man” moments per 90 after crossing when he should have cut inside and cutting inside when he should have crossed - both leading to a turnover in possession.

That's just league goals he also has 8 in Europe and 3 in the Spanish Cup. It also completely ignores his assists

That's how I ended up with my restraining order.

ACCA is a strange way to spell sex offenders

The confederate y-fronts such good attention to detail. Is that Cilla's face in the golden throne? She's hiding in there somewhere.

I recently found my certificates I was convinced I'd lost - so I've gone from so called accountant to plain old shit accountant thank you very much

"Build a wall, build the best wall. I will send a flood.....of Mexicans and they will rape, not like how I raped, no this will be terrible rape, the worst rapes - Build a wall and keep the flood out. While I'm here, do you have any sleeping virgins who need immaculately conceptioned? Don't worry, I won't wake them - It's very small.....not like Arnold Palmer - he'd have woken them - and broken them - but I won't I'll be very gentle, the most gentle - no one is as gentle as me - for I am the lord Trump."

Is that just in the states because we have a fair few helmets to add to that too otherwise?