Dazzler

Fucking idiot man. What was he thinking? Stupid fucking Doyle.

I don’t know. Some mythical creature who used to appear and hurt itself before vaporising into nothingness as fast as he appeared.

Bring back Maxi!

Tonali with a fucking excellent Schar impression tbf

I don’t think specsavers can do anything for someone bottling a header tbh.

How have we not got on the end of that man? It was a peach.

He sends big Joe off for it 100%

Love to know how that’s not a second yellow. It was blatant.

Schar was completely static and Burn was screaming at him to move to the ball (despite making no effort to move to it himself). Schar just looks done, he needs replaced ASAP.

I love Gordon but his decision to cut in there ruined that counter.

Nah fuck that. I hate muted celebrations me. It’s part of the panto of footy. Go radge and give the fans a big bad wolf to rally against. The atmosphere has been dreadful so far.

“Why divvint yiz just paint bar 1892 blue and let them have that whilst ya at it. Fuckin’ Saudi mackem loving cunts”

I genuinely hope he fucks the deal off with them. I get the impression that Trump was desperate for this deal and needed it to happen and he’s gone and spat his dummy out. I bet the next attempt at his life comes from his KGB handler.

Could you imagine HMHM with the yank glory hunters asking for an autograph too? Here is a prime example of one happy fan who got to make their dream a reality.

She'd eventually have caught him up if she didn't go on to top herself and the dog immediately after offing him tbf.

Here we have John Smith from Newcastle who says he's voting reform in the next election, can we ask why? "Aye, yi can. Ah'm fuckin' sick of these forrins, wokes, and colourful flags aah'll owa the shop. Aah didn't sorve me country by avoiding the draft with me gout, and then gannin doon for 18 month for looking owa the cubicles at Elswick baths for these muslamics and tha ray guns. Aah'm voting Nigel coz he reckons he'll ha' them gone in 24 hours and aah love owt like that me, like. Aye, he's ganna dismantle the NHS, which means aah'll be deed within fowa weeks, and aah'll probablies lose me benefits but aa'll tell yi wot. I've got mesel a crate of carling and a cheap bottle of gin that aah'll fucking drink while aah watch aah'll them broon people get hoyed oot. Assuming aah haven't drank the lot by the end of the day like, which is canny likely if ah'm being totally honest."

He's a certified dog nonce. But no, I'm not on blue sky or twitter and have no idea who you're referring to.

Lascelles is hard as fuck - he probably just took one look at his cabbaged ACL and threatened to wallop the cunt and it healed immediately and stronger than it was before.

It's been scarily the opposite for us, so far. We've largely been left alone - treading water - and getting any kind of confirmation on anything is like pulling teeth. The firm is PE backed so are in a constant state of acquisition so the corporate finance team are usually tied up in other stuff. Most of the management team above us that manage the region are Canadian too who are far more like us than they are the Americans - which has meant a relatively nice introduction into North America rather than dealing with a sea of yanks who have no idea that the world operates very differently to how they are used to over there.

No one is giving the ball back to Pope for a bit of a breather tbf

tbf when Rafa was here he was always hovering between decent and good IMO. It was Bruce that ruined him (along with many others) so I wasn't that surprised that he looked good again under Howe. It's scary that he's still our best aerial threat on set plays considering he's barely played since the takeover like - and Wood forgot he was a footballer during his time here.

Fucking hell I hope he gets consent first.

Seems like they’ve ruled it out.

Because Everton are shite and probably built it out of paper mache like those fake shops in North Korea.

I mean, any club can activate a release clause when the window is closed tbf - it happens all the time. We could agree the fee and terms well in advance so them being able to have them on the books sooner wouldn't make much difference other than they have an unfair amount of time to integrate. I see no upside to this for Man City and Chelsea other than that though because they will have to pay way inflated fees players who might be fucking shit in their set ups (or get injured with the extra games).