Dazzler

Fucking hell man. On what planet is that not a card?

That’s 2-1 if Pope is in.

Possibly. Who would know? Not even mindy watched it.

This offended me so much I have had to take my sarong off and wipe my brow.

I dunno, did your wife say he tasted sour?

Does me knowing who she is make me more homosexual? Because I reckon I’m perilously close most of the time anyway tbh.

She’s an SNL comedian but nowhere near famous enough to be the face of a UK advert. I only know who she is because I’ve seen som SNL videos on TikTok

As soon as Liverpool beat spurs tbh

Semi automated hour long offside check

Looks miles off to me like

Fucking Schar. I always said he was in his prime. Never doubted him.

10 v 10 … what the fuck is happening

Osula must be nailing Howe’s wife. No other excuse for him to miss out for Callum Wilson

Fucking idiot man. What was he thinking? Stupid fucking Doyle.

I don’t know. Some mythical creature who used to appear and hurt itself before vaporising into nothingness as fast as he appeared.

Bring back Maxi!

Tonali with a fucking excellent Schar impression tbf

I don’t think specsavers can do anything for someone bottling a header tbh.

How have we not got on the end of that man? It was a peach.

He sends big Joe off for it 100%

Love to know how that’s not a second yellow. It was blatant.

Schar was completely static and Burn was screaming at him to move to the ball (despite making no effort to move to it himself). Schar just looks done, he needs replaced ASAP.

I love Gordon but his decision to cut in there ruined that counter.

Nah fuck that. I hate muted celebrations me. It’s part of the panto of footy. Go radge and give the fans a big bad wolf to rally against. The atmosphere has been dreadful so far.

“Why divvint yiz just paint bar 1892 blue and let them have that whilst ya at it. Fuckin’ Saudi mackem loving cunts”