Dazzler

"Oh hi there, I'm Elon. You might be wondering what I am up to. Well you'd be right to wonder. I am currently in the office of the DoD - no not dungeons and dragons you silly goose - D O D - By the way, did you know I am the greatest D&D player ever, officially too. I definitely didn't pay someone to be the best in my place like I did that other game, which also didn't happen. I digress, I am here searching "gay" in the computer - though, unfortunately all I am seeing are photos of airplanes and not massive willies - so they're being deleted. Obviously. Anyway. I'd best get back to it."

Aye as soon as the noshes dry off he'll be fucking crying out for a boring, centrist Brian Badonde impersonator - and I hope we're all in agreement that he can fuck clean off. The only thing worse than being a yank is bucking a yank - the only thing worse than either is having a yank refuse to let you get your hole. Wyki's pal is pond life IMO.

Love it. Love everything about it.

This would still be better than Joe Kinnear trying to sign Shane Ferguson from the club we'd loaned him to

Mad dog sorting out Salah’s Asthma/steroid machine

He'd sprain his wrist doing this celebration now and miss 4 games.

Murphy is technically a LW in a Howe system since he's right footed but wingers are wingers IMO. We have three plus Osula currently fit. At CB we have three 30+ year olds one of whom is coming back from a career threatening injury and another who is deteriorating in quality game on game. Our other back up is a RB and our best CB is just came back from a career threatening injury, only to break down again a few games later. We're significantly worse at CB than we are on the wings, even without a left footed player on the right - even when we have all players available. All that being said taking Isak and Gordon out of the team we're fucking dreadful so it really doesn't matter who plays where

They probably just exploded without outside interference since they are utter plastic shit.

FYP

You seem to forget the 8 goals we shipped in my last two games

Of all possible outcomes this is the worst to be taken for 2 hours, get shattered and lose anyway.

You can replace Willock with Tino and this would still be true.

just doesn’t recall where from because of all the CTE

Fucking hell man. On what planet is that not a card?

That’s 2-1 if Pope is in.

Possibly. Who would know? Not even mindy watched it.

This offended me so much I have had to take my sarong off and wipe my brow.

I dunno, did your wife say he tasted sour?

Does me knowing who she is make me more homosexual? Because I reckon I’m perilously close most of the time anyway tbh.

She’s an SNL comedian but nowhere near famous enough to be the face of a UK advert. I only know who she is because I’ve seen som SNL videos on TikTok

As soon as Liverpool beat spurs tbh

Semi automated hour long offside check

Looks miles off to me like