Dazzler

I don’t think fucking your mother is legal tbh

Is that direct from the club or a Hopey special? Because that seems insane, surely if we extend his contract we can stretch his amortised transfer fee for another season too so any increase in weekly wage could realistically offset against that. Either that or does MBS have any hotels he can gift us that we can sell him back?

It’s not solely his fault but the more he avoids making tactical changes the more it appears like he’s unable to. It could be that we’re a RW and a quick centre half away from getting back to our best but I think Mitchell may well be networking for his choice of first team coach soon if things don’t turn around. The only thing I think that would avoid that (assuming form doesn’t improve) is that there are literally no managers worth replacing him with at the minute. He may end up in the Ten Hag role of you’ll do because there’s no one else.

He’s not getting to January unless he does something to address the issues with our chance conversion IMO. Another couple of weeks like this and he’ll be gone. As much as I hate to say it.

I feel as though we’ve plateaued recently. We always had an answer at one time but it seems like we’ve been sussed and have no way of changing things up to keep opponents on their toes.

Second bookable offence for nkunku should be off

It’s the like for like subs that get me. It’s not working so swap the players and not try and tweak things. It’s took him until injury time to give the young striker a go

Soft as fuck pen that. Therefore it stands.

The problem is that both of those players were players you could never accuse of being lazy a season or so ago. Shite players but would run til they limped, so why not now?

Fully expect this to bite me on the arse btw

As soon as they break it looks like a goal, thank god Mudryk is shite.

1-1 now you jinx twat

Once upon a time Howe would make a sub or tactical tweak that gave us a chance and these days he seems like he can’t be arsed.

At least side show bob is coming on to give Murphy a chance of doing something less than shite.

God forbid he passes the ball the thick cunt.

Shame Gordon isn’t playing. He’d have terrorised James.

It’s not the stone in weight that’s the problem. It’s the rocks in his head.

This ref needs investigating.

James injured by Almiron Another year on the beach for the lad.

This central defence pairing needs taken to live on a farm tbh. The pair of them are too old to play together in a Howe set up for me.

Tino actually doing what everyone thinks TAA does.

No red line when they drew it

Offside there by the looks of it.

And offensively…

Break palmers leg and we turn them over. These are dog shit without him.