Dazzler

We did this today as well and then the larger of our two dogs (she’s an 8 stone monster) took the runniest of runny shits on the patio. Cunt did it right under where the clothes were hanging out as well just to make sure it was extra stressful to clean up.

This sucks…..I’ll see myself out.

“It’s really hard being a single mam with fake hair, tits and teeth and working full time as a ‘talent acquisition expert’. Anyway here is a picture of me in Dubai with my chebs out. Please note, my kid was with his grandparents and I was getting my back blown out by a sheik with a Porsche. Happy Monday guys!”

I’ve been on LinkedIn lately looking at jobs and apart from the recruiters with their tits hanging out it’s all just pro-Trump / Farage propaganda. LinkedIn is meant to be a place for educated professionals and it’s just an extension of all other social media now. If it wasn’t the best place for job adverts I’d delete my account.

Don’t get me fucking started.

Where’s that sweet Caroline cunt when you need him?

It would be beautifully ironic if these tech companies set up overseas because of all of this and had to charge Americans the Trump tax to cope with the madman tariffs.

Doesn’t rhyme though. Shite this. You should feel bad tbh.

It takes some doing to outperform a Russian gangster in the dodgy bastard leagues, but to give credit where it's due Boehly has done a great job 👏

Enrique wasn't class. He just had Guti there to bail him out constantly. He'd confuse himself with the ball at his feet on our own 6 yard box and almost concede possession only for Spiderman to save the day. You're missing Stuart Pearce - he was excellent.... before he joined us.

We have the mad Danish bastard, but Howe would rather put Wilson up top despite him running like he has two brand new prosthetic legs and scabs on the stumps.

My top 6 came out the same as yours with the only change being Forest and Man City swapping places.

Cabaye was overrated. People forget how bang average he was until he was playing for a move to PSG.

Sent him on loan you mean.....

"Got your nose"

You won't get an invite to the RTG Easter Parade with libelous filth like that.

It's AI. If you look closely it's got Renton's fingerprints all over it.

£10m for Ian Harte's son in law (or something).

275k worth of people available to retrain in industries that suddenly need skilled workers domestically since their president priced out foreign markets. Win win.

Took the ball. Fair challenge.

Aye, if reality was going to do it's job it would have done it around the 2016 - 2020 mark. There was a 4 year gap between Trump leaving and them voting the cunt back in. That wall needs finishing but it should be around the entire US to protect the rest of us from their madness.

Last thing I saw him in was MacGruber and he was fucking mint in it as the villain. RIP BatNips

Must be in a deeper than usual ket hole. Hopefully, it's bottomless.

Presently sat (im)patiently waiting for Robocop rogue city to download. It’s one of the monthly games on PlayStation plus and I hear it’s absolutely mental in the best kind of way and actually true to the original film. The Texas Chainsaw massacre game is also on there but it looks fucking dreadful so can kiss the fattest part of my arse.