Dazzler

They probably just exploded without outside interference since they are utter plastic shit.

FYP

You seem to forget the 8 goals we shipped in my last two games

Of all possible outcomes this is the worst to be taken for 2 hours, get shattered and lose anyway.

You can replace Willock with Tino and this would still be true.

just doesn’t recall where from because of all the CTE

Fucking hell man. On what planet is that not a card?

That’s 2-1 if Pope is in.

Possibly. Who would know? Not even mindy watched it.

This offended me so much I have had to take my sarong off and wipe my brow.

I dunno, did your wife say he tasted sour?

Does me knowing who she is make me more homosexual? Because I reckon I’m perilously close most of the time anyway tbh.

She’s an SNL comedian but nowhere near famous enough to be the face of a UK advert. I only know who she is because I’ve seen som SNL videos on TikTok

As soon as Liverpool beat spurs tbh

Semi automated hour long offside check

Looks miles off to me like

Fucking Schar. I always said he was in his prime. Never doubted him.

10 v 10 … what the fuck is happening

Osula must be nailing Howe’s wife. No other excuse for him to miss out for Callum Wilson

Fucking idiot man. What was he thinking? Stupid fucking Doyle.

I don’t know. Some mythical creature who used to appear and hurt itself before vaporising into nothingness as fast as he appeared.

Bring back Maxi!

Tonali with a fucking excellent Schar impression tbf