Dazzler

Confirmed with a £200m a season 'fuck you Masters' sponsorship would be nice.

But. But. She used to depend on it. The BBC wouldn't mislead would they? Surely not.

This is the kind of first post I can support. Zero fucks given. No hellos or nowt.

Given his history with Everton we want to keep him as far away as fucking possible from the middle east tbh.

"her"

I typed the first part of the tweet into google along with the here we go bellend's name (because I am sad) and nowt came up either. So presumably he's deleted it - or it's an impressive forgery.

What position does he play?

Don't worry you can always tell who is a MAGA cunt. They'll be wearing the hat, hockling on a dumpster fire and dying of a disease that has been preventable since medieval times.

If he's that thin skinned then he'd probably have bled out by the second round anyway.

Reform would have pissed the election if they had the financial backing to stick people in every constituency. Labour won on an anyone but the tories basis. The fact that reform got as many votes as they did despite the lack of numbers should have people seriously worrying, especially now after trump got in. Misinformation and dehumanisation is lurching every thick cunt to the far right, and it turns out that there are a lot more thick cunts than initially thought. The left haven't helped themselves either mind. Even Biden pardoning people for crimes not even identified yet going back as far as a decade is politically stupid, it just plays directly into Trump's hands that the people he's pardoned were up to no good, even if there is zero evidence.

I reckon yous should have a pagger. Put it on YouTube since there is a huge market for it.

Is the mug battered through years of overuse, or (as I suspect is the case) has he been dunking it in the chip pan to make his coffee taste like stale chips?

Farage wasn't born, he was a tumour cut from one of Jeremy Clarkson's smoker lungs and somehow gained sentience. I presume as the result of a wish from some absolute incel.

I’m just sticking around waiting for you all to beg me to take the reins for the second leg of the league cup semi final tbh.

Farage-vibes.

3-0 us. Tino, Hall and Dubravka from a goal kick.

Couldn’t have ended my run with a battling 1-0 loss, nah? Howe oot now.

Fucking hell it gets worse and worse

Well, best of luck to the poor sap taking over from me.

Selfish striker attitude when he’s not had a real chance all game.