Dazzler

The poor parent getting it in the head when he’s “fed up with briiiiiiick”

Tell that to all of the women who loved a bit of sausage until you turned up with a flip pad full of home made pie charts.

So turn complete gay rather than the standard repulsion? Sounds about right tbf.

Properly LTAdYP

Sounds like something the birds do whilst us men are spending our wages down the labour club.

Russell Brand is looking rough.

She doesn’t help herself when it comes to people calling her thick

I’m a simple man, I see tits and shagging and I press like.

This reads like the people on your socials eat farmers. Fair play to them.

I also lost in the ballot for Aston Villa but then I won in the Brentford one for the cup so I don't think I get quite as much right to whinge as you do

Light at the front when he's well hydrated but always brown at the back.

The Austrian's aren't falling for this shit again.

How the fuck did that and this: Make this?

35 minutes? You clearly have not learned of the ikea shortcut doors. I could have shortened that solo visit down to 8 minutes, tops.

I think you'll find, Clarkson, me owld mucker, calling out a tory for taking part in a tax avoidance scheme, is not classic BBC.

Won't genuine working farms that are inherited be subject to business relief anyway which would reduce (if not remove entirely) any inheritance tax? BBC news were interviewing a bunch of young people destined to inherit their parents farm. Each one was a pampered posh cunt that has never, and will never work that land. They are waiting for their parents to die so they can sell the land and blow millions on toot and champagne.

The problem for you now is this has replaced the check mark joke and every time Wykiki goes radge you're going to have to come up with some way of spinning it into an NWA verse or we're all going to go mental.

That first one is tremendous but the second confirms that it was, in fact, Carl Cort.

I thought it was Lua Lua tbf but my joke was definitely referencing an actual moment of accidental racism from Sir Bobby - just couldn't remember the specifics