Dazzler

Last thing I saw him in was MacGruber and he was fucking mint in it as the villain. RIP BatNips

Must be in a deeper than usual ket hole. Hopefully, it's bottomless.

Presently sat (im)patiently waiting for Robocop rogue city to download. It’s one of the monthly games on PlayStation plus and I hear it’s absolutely mental in the best kind of way and actually true to the original film. The Texas Chainsaw massacre game is also on there but it looks fucking dreadful so can kiss the fattest part of my arse.

Licking Arab arse on chrimboah is jeyhad, marra

Needs more “I love my brick”. Certainly an improvement on the original though.

I hope we don’t sign him purely because of the pronunciation of his name and the inevitable “I thought you weren’t allowed to call them that anymore” jokes that everyone’s dad will claim they came up with.

I’ve effectively resigned myself to getting tickets through the ballot or not going at all. I can’t be arsed jumping in queues for hours on end to find out they only have singles when I take the bairn with me. I’m adding the younger of the two next year as well so will probably have less luck when trying to get my hands on three tickets

I got in through the palace ballot. I’ve been successful in 5 games so seemingly above average. I’ll likely not score for another ticket for a while though. Fulham was my last one, which was ages ago.

30,000 fans? Did I hear that right? Edit: he got clamped immediately after. I paused it straight away in outrage.

Just need to shoot Vance through the back of the head with a suitably high calibre round and Trump will bleed out from what remains of his wotsit.

It’s not like. No one has called the cunt a cunt yet.

The momentum:

Being called Keith is bad enough but being a mackem called Keith? That’s what dignitas is for IMO.

I was fuming. I promised the bairns they could throw stones at the gays or at least we’d see someone lose a hand for shoplifting napkins off one of the scran vans. Instead we got a three bands singing two songs and Bruno teaching my kids swear words in a forrin accent. We didn’t vote for brexit for this shite.

I’ve just created an SMB account because of this. I’m helping change the pink seats for dark pink seats at the weekend. How am I meant to explain this to my family?

Does he mention his dads factory?

He speaks plainly too so you don’t need an economics degree to understand him.

2-0 us. Bruno to score a brace. One with his flip flop and the other off his arse as he puts factor 50 on lobby’s freckled, ginger back.

They are doing a massive celebration because it’s FAR cup weekend and we’re already out so have a week off the daft prick. If we were playing it would have never have happened to the same degree because Howe would never have allowed such a distraction. It’s fucking truly radge how ignorant a take this is. Perhaps he should lay off the kitkat chunkies and get some proper brain food in him like salmon.

I just hope it’s age or health problems as a result of him being 30 clem. Last thing we need is him being assassinated and have to live in a world where he’s martyred and uttered in the same breath as JFK or RFK sr or even worse MLK or Malcolm X. You can all but guarantee we won’t get out of the alt-right shit in our lifetime if that happens IMO.

The issue is that a lot of people don't see it that way. There are actual humans claiming that the signal thing is a great example of this administration being transparent (because Biden wasn't). As if it's perfectly normal to discuss plans for a military strike in public circles. Ignoring that doing so puts innocent lives at risk not to mention the air force pilots carrying the fucking payloads (despite these chin dribbling cunts being proper patriots who love the military). The world doesn't give a shit about reality anymore - or are too fucking thick to comprehend it.

Nowt worse than a mackem mag, marra.

They don't even work for me when I log on using my phone

Like a fucking putz? No. I am copying the URL. I am not leaving a trace of my lack of productivity on my work laptop.