Dazzler

"Zhoo-eh-leent-ON"

That's only because Bruce used to tiddlywink polos into his mouth and he was too thick to realise he was taking the piss out of his criminally hilarious underbite.

I like that this one doesn't mention Saudi Arabia. Respect.

Get them bucked. 2-0 us.

He looks like he’s either a) gripping Trump’s nob firmly, but tenderly or b) checking his manicure. Trump should introduce a 100% tariff on blatant paedos and this bloke will be on the next plane to wherever Gary glitter went.

It doesn’t need to be him specifically like but that’s the profile I think we’ll look for rather than a ready made first teamer.

Shame we didn't make it more of a slog tbh.

Murphy is playing at the same level he was at last season. Only difference is he's being used consistently. I wouldn't be surprised if the RW brought in is seen as a long term replacement rather than an immediate upgrade. 20+ goal contributions so far and we aren't finished the season yet. I reckon someone like Dibling from Southampton will be the kind of player we look at rather than an immediate starter.

Then which pocket does he keyp eyz pink slice in?

Bruno man. What a fanny.

Blatantly getting one back now. Fucking jinx.

12 hours of premier league football since Leicester last scored a goal

Gave the keeper a dead leg on his way. Good man.

She married Jamie Vardy. She chose to marry someone who has a cock and balls and CHOOSES to drink WKD. 100% slag.

When you tell her you’re about to find out a lot about her. If she’s even more outraged at someone being labelled a grass then she 100% had a coke can fringe/orange face/white neck combo going on when she was in her teens.

Both are equally valid tbf

Smith claiming there were a couple of tugs on the shoulder. He obviously doesn’t know what a tug is which explains a lot tbh.

He gave up when he didn’t get Miggy. Final piece of his puzzle for next season’s title challenge.

How did he do in the other 37 games?

No. That was that weird cunt that wanted the denim looking away kit. Do keep up.

He got zero goals last season like so this seems more like a purple patch than anything else