Kitman

I can't understand it. I think there's something seriously wrong with these people.

That's it exactly. The guy was such a pseud and tried to take credit for stuff he had nothing to do with

How much of a lead is a minimum target here for England? 200?

Matip would be to stop there

So the Cron says our first choice pairing to start the season is Mbemba and Colo. Colo hasn't kicked a ball in pre season and Mbemba isn't even signed. Our defence leaks goals to third rate opposition and Mike fucking Williamson is incredibly still pulling on a toon shirt. Taylor spends more time injured than playing. What a fucking shambles. When will the club take sorting out the defence seriously?

Basic punctuation is always high up on my list

* scratches chin *

oof

Jings! Tony Abbott is a special bloke, isn't he?

but where would we put them? There's nearly 5 million of us here already!

ffs

I was told its full of IRA supporters and dole scroungers. Mind you that was by someone from Cardiff.

lol indeed. That bridge was named the Croeso Bridge after a nationwide competition to choose a name. Which is the first word of Welcome to Wales in Welsh (Croeso y Cymru). A fucking nationwide competition and the best they could come up with was off the welcome sign Presumably Cymru came second and Y came third.

What you dont see there Stevie is that the river is tidal in Newport so its a big mud flat half the time. Newport is to Cardiff what Sunderland is to the toon.

because then either sydney or melbourne would've moaned like bitches forever. Canberra was the city equivalent of john major

Matchbox cars?

Coventry. Newport. I could add a hundred more if we're talking towns. Honourable mention for the town of Invercargill in NZ, which Keith Richards once memorably described as "the arsehole of the world"

Keep going Stevie, nearly there!

I think Stevie is basically saying football supporters are all cunts. Which is nice.

surely no one would be that stupid

I don't think he's the sharpest tool in the shed tbh

I agree with this. I think we bought Anita because somebody thought he was a bargain, not because a mf was a priority.

not 1-2 !

and we probably wont pay the required price to get one

I agree with this. Nothing puts the shits up a defence more than genuine pace. Although pacy strikers who can also score are thin on the ground.