Kitman

When I eat at the Fat Duck, I insist Heston does my baked beans in the microwave

Hardly an authoritative news source is it? Did you know that life hacks rhymes with ball sacks? Yes apparently all the great poets use this combo in their couplets. If you google it you'll see I'm on solid ground here.

Is it that we can't find someone or that we won't pay decent wedge to get someone good? The defence has been a blind spot since we got promoted imo

I only ever use it to heat milk or cereal for the kids. Now I learn the great chefs of Paris use it for mushrooms! I've wasted so much time...

FUCKING COWARD!!!!! Eh ?Eh? Eh ?

Good result. Better than I expected tbh.

Maybe theyll have self cleaning cabs that hose out the mess after the fare. Or even better during the fare, the dirty bastards. This is the future after all where they can do anything with robots and shit.

Wonderful. Cameron should institute Perfect Turd Day henceforward in your honour to mark this momentous occasion.

yes, yes it would

In my experience many people cover up their lack of talent or smarts by simply outworking their colleagues. These people must have no time left for real life. Fuck that!

millwall great move!

The Aussies top scorer was Extras

Whereas if your name's Leon you're a protected species in Westminster regardless of what you do....

The Sydney Morning Herald is a good read this morning. There's a piece or two on cricket. * whistles *

No they don't

Wow. White flag territory from the Aussies there!

Yeah but a good press officer could just brush it off?

It's so unnecessary. Let them ask the question and say no comment, next question. Or deal with it offline. Or don't take the question.

I wouldn't play Mbemba and Mitrovic from the start. Too much pressure for a defender and striker at home when theyve never played in the PL before. Although Willo and Stevie T together is like starting 1 or 2 nil down.

Yeah. There's a massive difference between taking on a paedo scout leader and a paedo politician who probably threatens to have you killed. Most of these children were the most vulnerable in society and these bastards preyed on them. They should still be exposed for what they are even if they've died. Those that helped them to cover up their crimes should be tried in court as accessories. The victims deserve justice. The political establishment will close ranks of course just like the catholic church did for years

Im glad Im not an immigrant Oh, wait..

He said he knows the defence is shit