Kitman

Tsk, fucking deluded geordies, wanting a team that plays entertaining football in a committed manner.

She probaby thought you were looking at porn. Imagine the disappointment when she realised it was this place

Cairns had the good fortune that the Crown's case largely rested on the word of a proven liar, cheat and alcohol abuser. However there was enough mud there to ruin his reputation so he wasn't exonerated imo.

And Genesis are an awful awful band. Phil Collins can't sing and looks like he's got a stocking pulled over his head. Please stop listening to them and him. Otherwise happy birthday!

Happy birthday CT. You're our special one.

You can't remove him that's the point. He'll only go when he feels like it.

Happy birthday CT. Good job I'm considerably younger

If McClarens lost the dressing room, they'll have to sack him. Fuck knows who they'd bring in though, useless bunch of fuckers

Attitude is the major issue imo. Something needs to be done, not sure what that is but that's why McLaren and his coaches are in a job.

A muddy field full of turnips and swedes?

I think the King played him too early and his thigh went. The King had a habit of that. Having said that youd have thought now would be the time to give him a run, hes been on the bench for most of the season.

vol au vent

Probably explains why I haven't heard any

Dyer's sister was a convicted drug dealer. Of course that doesn't mean anything in terms of his own lifestyle when he was a player.

Guitar amp. For the guitar I've carted with me for nearly 30 years without playing.

Good man. I recommend being so shitfaced you're looking in the wrong direction

The toon are fucking useless. I suspect Mclaren won't be abke to turn us around or ever make us a force to be reckoned with. Avoiding relegation is currently looking beyond him. Im glad I ceased to give a fuck some years ago. I fully expect us to get walloped, just because that would be fucking typical.

Thats a good looking bush Steady now MF

Romanes eunt domus?

Don't waste your time mate. The club in its current incarnation really isn't worth worrying about.

We will be shite again. Expect to see a grinning Pardew at 5pm. "Credit to the lads, I fawt we was excellent tudai"

I think hes out of contract at the end of the season. Good.

I dont really have any faith in McLaren to turn it around. I fear only some new players in Jan and a new manager will give us the shot in the arm required to climb away from danger. The players look gutless, clueless and giveafuckless.