Kitman

Pretty much peerless. Loved his music. RIP

They probably assume that English PL hardened players might play with some passion and nous unlike the current bunch of gutless mercenaries

I expect Charnley spends most of his day locked in the toilet, whispering "Come on Lee, you can do this" over and over

Nonevent United

Im in Kuwait. I'm likely to get arrested for murder based on my current level of grumpiness.

We could be pound for pound the best club relegated this season

We deserve to get relegated. The people in charge are shit, the owner is shit, the management is shit. The players are just passing through, some don't give a fuck, some of them are shit. We are a great club that has been consistently mismanaged and dry humps its loyal supporters every season whilst taking their cash. Relegation at some point in the next 2 seasons seems a certainty to me. And we'll deserve it because the club's owned by a greedy tool and his incompetent lickspittles with no intention of competing for anything.

Season over at the beginning of January with just a grim struggle against relegation to look forward to. Deja vu/whoop de doo

Excellent,glad you've cleared that up

He's too old to be "value" anyway isn't he? Like Cabaye wasn't good value apparently

To get excited about a cup run you have to believe you have a chance of winning the cup. Unfortunately I don't think Charnley et al have any interest in the cup despite what McClaren says.

Looks like we're taking our time signing anyone. Nice to see we're still preoccupied with "value" despite our precarious league position. Just highlights to me that absolutely nothing has changed in the way the club is run, from transfer policy to attitude to the cups. If we go down this season it won't be a surprise.

If the fatties were prescribed as much pizza lager and cigarettes as they wanted, they wouldn't trouble the NHS for long.

Once smoking is eradicated, the health fascists will ramp up the campaign on alcohol. It's a good job most politicians are alcoholics

So's relegation

Happy Christmas everybody. Hope you all have a fantastic time!

Apparently the film cost 27 mill to make. It took $607 in the US

yes, yes they can

nope

He's not Dutch is he?

He reminds me of Reginald Prior from Viz. It's barefaced lying, similar to Souness and Allardyce for excusing his own ineptitude by reinventing history

That's reminiscent of the office fraudster who refuses to go on holiday