Kitman

I'm not against old people if they're doing the business, but I think Carr's lost it. If he ever had it in the first place. Still we're the club that welcomes mediocrity and failure so his job is safe.

Our Board consists of Charnley Carr and Moncur. A yes man, an old age pensioner and a lickspittle. No wonder were about to get relegated with that mich horsepower at the helm

Thanks for that enduring image

Im in Auckland, the place they love to hate in South Island. No doubt you've heard they call us JAFAs? (Just Another Fucking Aucklander) You must be heading for Nelson, I assume? Or maybe the Abel Tasman park? Theres some great vineyards South of there in the Marlborough area where a lot of our good white wine comes from.....

Anyone selecting Gouffran isn't thinking clearly about the situation

if you're reading this Lee, think of the money you'd save! No compo before or after!

I think we'd be better off with no manager

Nigel Pearson Just the sort of doomed fuckwitted appointment this lot would make.

Its an even greater achievement with Danny Simpson at right back

I think as things stand we're going down. With a new manager bounce we might escape but it needs to happen now.

Our Board is staggeringly incompetent, but then what do you expect from a clueless bunch of yes men? The ship will go down with all hands while they hold their little meetings to minute the issues to Mike. They have no clue and can't make a decision between them. I feel sorry for the employees at the club who will lose their jobs at the end if the season. Not wankers like Charnley and Moncur who are hopelessly out of their depth or the shitbag players whose lives and paychecks will be unaffected.

I predict cluelessness. Charnley can't even fart decisively without permission

I live in NZ but Im English. I like the Kiwi accent, where else in the world is eggs pronounced eegs?

The majority of the players plainly dont give a toss. Their agents will be busy lining up their escape routes.

Experience suggests theyll stick with McClaren till its too late. Maybe bring in a temporary appointment in desperation with 5 games to go, then install Cathro as a cut price replacement once we're down. Charnley wont have a clue and Moncur and Beardsley will be in the Chron telling us how great everything is. This regime, fuck me.

Dead right. It's beyond pitiful.

Meh

Im firmly of the opinion we'll get relegated because we're in such disarray and lack any kind of leadership, plus our comic goal difference is like being deducted a point. I cant see where the points will come from tbh.

If past years are anything to go by, we wont take any kind of decisive action till its too late. Charnley and the other muppets will be wringing their hands and dithering until Ashley tells them to sack him with four games to go.

Not while the king of cheap sports tat owns us, no

As expected we lost again. No one can complain if we're relegated, we're a shit team and deserve to be where we are.

If by some miracle we get a point out of this it'd be a major achievement

Can't see us getting anything without a massive slice of luck, and McClaren isn't a lucky manager. 3 nil to them.

We just have to hope the other relegation candidates keep losing, because I doubt we'll get ourselves out of trouble by winning matches. The players are a gutless bunch of losers and the manager is a grinning buffoon.

Bastard btw