Kitman

Has he been sacked yet?

Bloody foreigners, stealing our gossip.....

That article looks like it was typed by a 10 year old. Or Lee Ryder.

Tbh even if we got Benitez - which seems highly unlikely to me - or Moyes, I cant see 10 games being enough for them to save us from relegation. The team is so fucked up, we cant score or defend or even pass the ball and have zero backbone.

Charnley looks like uncle fester to me

Paul Merson. In the old days every village had one like him.

Is he sacked yet?

It's the only language they understand!

They told the Fans Forum that everything is kept under constant review. This is the equivalent of a ship's senior officers keeping the iceberg situation under constant review after its tore a big hole in the hull.

Don't worry Scoobos, there's every chance the club will decide to keep McClaren and belatedly issue a poorly drafted vote of confidence to the press. Thus claiming the moral high ground all the way to the Championship

I think the admissions of wrongdoing from Byrne and SAFC conclusively put paid to the argument that SAFC did the right thing in not suspending Johnson. We'll have your apology whenever you're ready, ILDC

The phrase peanuts and monkeys springs to mind. This is where Ashleys penny pinching on the executives, manager and players has inevitably led us. When will he learn the manager is the single most important appointment the club makes, rather thanan opportunity to economise?

Pearson is exactly the sort of dimwitted and ultimately doomed appointment we can expect from this crowd. I think of him like that mad centre back from Mike Bassett.

The club still haven't worked out the difference between putting names on a list and having people who actually want the job.

I dont see why Benitez would consider us for a minute. He'll have a nice holiday until one of the top European clubs have a vacancy.

Moyes if its the current regime

Pound for pound we'll be the best club to be relegated from the PL

Charnley's been too busy checking the toilet roll inventory to have time for this manager malarkey

More dithering in other words

I'm not against old people if they're doing the business, but I think Carr's lost it. If he ever had it in the first place. Still we're the club that welcomes mediocrity and failure so his job is safe.

Our Board consists of Charnley Carr and Moncur. A yes man, an old age pensioner and a lickspittle. No wonder were about to get relegated with that mich horsepower at the helm

Thanks for that enduring image

Im in Auckland, the place they love to hate in South Island. No doubt you've heard they call us JAFAs? (Just Another Fucking Aucklander) You must be heading for Nelson, I assume? Or maybe the Abel Tasman park? Theres some great vineyards South of there in the Marlborough area where a lot of our good white wine comes from.....

Anyone selecting Gouffran isn't thinking clearly about the situation