Kitman

He’s a truly dreadful manager and a horrible horrible bastard. Hes the sort of manager that ruins a football club: spunking money on old washed up players on massive contracts, playing turgid anti football and hoping to “nick one”, blaming everyone and everything for his own shortcomings, hiding behind stats and pseudo science and hoping no one notices hes as thick as pig shit. And thats before you get into his shady dealings and pocket lining antics, pompous self regard and annoying fucking drone. I hold him in the same low regard as Souness, Kinnear and The King. Managers who you know will be an utter disaster for your club before they’ve even turned up. I hope he doesn’t get sacked by Everton as he will ruin them; I’m sure he’d rather have a big pay off and put his feet up for the world cup, the greedy bastard.

statement of intent

I expect Ashley is referring to the clubs net profit not its revenue. In Ashleys world,the cost of new signings is the transfer fee AND the cost of the accumulated wages over their contract. So even if 50 mill were available, it would probably only equate to a couple of bang average signings. I honestly think sales will be as important as the so called war chest. If Rafa can shift the duffers/out of favour players/loanees it will get some cash in and lower the wage bill...making new signings more palatable to the fat wanker.

Unless we can shift some of the duffers, we won’t be signing anyone anyway

I think Trigger was the last manager

He’s punching above his weight in League One

Slim pickings from this loan then. Return to sender Rafa.

Eastleigh Good preparation for non league football

I’m not sure Geoff would fancy playing for the mackems

I would say that Allardyce merits a hefty discount to Everton’s market value

Oof

Their complete farce of a season makes sense if you imagine everyone at the club - owner, manager, players, staff - as completely pissed all the time.

$1.5m? FUCKED!

A fitting epitaph for their season

I doubt trust has anything to do with it. It’s whether he gets the support he needs to get the players he wants.

What an absolute joke of a club. And Burton/Bent pressed the flush for added karma

Or admins have to stay awake 24/7 to intercept

I need valium to read this thread

It’s probably a desperate need to feel relevant. I couldn’t name a single team in League 1....although I could name one for next season

You’re lucky, he fucked everyone else

It was an eternity under Pardew

Sunderland weren’t managed by the king though tbf

“When I get a girl pregnant” is highly aspirational if that represents his personality

Not really

Absolutely fucking shite. I used to get up in the middle of the night but Pardew cured me of that. PL Pass is defunct. I think the matches are on Beinsports these days