Kitman

Trump is a disaster for the US. I don’t know how anybody could pretend otherwise. If he was my president I’d be deeply ashamed of him, what a horrible old prick. And what a bunch of cunts back him up, from sessions the racist elf to that Miller bloke who’d have been right at home in nazi germany.

Well that’s cheered me up

This should surprise nobody. We’ll see how they go, but Donald’s record as a non league chairman doesn’t bode well. We could see some asset stripping to cover costs if it goes all tits up in League 1, Donald doesn’t have the same deep pockets as Short.

What is covfefe?

Ffs man, he put it in extra large red type to catch Rafa’s attention

In which case sell the fucking club!

Maybe he skips the football

Thats tragic if thats all he gets out of it. He could be lagering it up with his toadies for 90 minutes watching us pummel the opposition, before heading off in the chopper for clubbing, coke and hookers.

I dunno, I quite liked 2-4-6-8 motorway but I wouldnt go that far

You have to wonder what he gets out of owning us. He’s not living the dream as an owner

Howays post is spot on for me. There’s pretty much been zero ambition since Keegan left, we’re run like a corner shop. Sadly Ashley doesn’t appreciate (or care) that a manager of Benitez’s calibre comes along once in a blue moon. If Benitez walks away through lack of support, we’ll be back to the likes of Kinnear and Pardew and we can look forward to lots more derbies.

I don’t think Ashley is “lying to buy himself time” as he’s shown time and again he doesn’t care how things look to the outside world. I don’t know how much cash we have, but his approach seems to be that we only spend what is in the tin to cover outgoings. We seem to be the only club that takes that approach. Which puts us out of touch with the likes of Brighton and Huddersfield. It wont take us forward and will in all likelihood lose us benitez.

Que?

Certainly looks pretty underwhelming. Hard to believe he’d be Rafas first choice. Also a bit on the old side for Charnley & co

Certainly not playing in the A Team.

You’re telling us what we already know about ashleys approach. Its a stupid approach thats seen us relegated multiple times. Its only working atm cos of benitez and he wont stick around

Ashley will fuck it up by doing something stupid, he always does. I fully expect Benitez to be gone in a year, if not before.

Ahem. Oops. I’m with Andrew on this one.

I’m with Gloomy on this issue. Replacing Lascelles with someone of similar quality and with the same leadership ability/club impact would be difficult. Not least cos he’s English, a good character and well settled at the club. Then theres the issue of who we can realistically attract, regardless of what money is made available to be rreinvest in new players. Im sure Benitez would be happy to sell - he said as much recently - if it was for big big money that he got to spend. Thats probably more like sammynb big money than 30 mill though. I think there’ll be a lot of speculation like this, given his obvious talent. I’m not going to shit the bed about it, all our players are permanently for sale under this regime

A freund in need is a freund indeed I’ll get me coat....

Preparing a bid = journo made up crap Better clubs than everton will be after him.

The Don and his mates are fucking loaded and just waiting for promotion to put their squillions into the club, cos they’re MLF. Anyone who says any different is part of the filthy lying Magedia. Or something.

Yes, good point. Had totally forgotten about Selz

The refreshing thing about this is we didn’t have to wait for a goalie to leave first and they didn’t delay it to save wages. But then again maybe we had to sign him by 31 may or we lose the 4m fixed price.

Who’s Fat Heed then?