Kitman

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Are the rules only available in the secret forum?

Absolutely no reason to buy anyone after tonight’s performance. It would just be an unnecessary use of Mike’s funds which are desperately needed to buy up failing high st stores

It’s also disappointing Benitez isn’t spending any money on transfers. What’s going on Rafa?! We’re crying out for investment in new blood and our manager is doing nothing to bring new players in! Sad!

That’s exactly how I feel. Meh meh and triple meh

Why is Rafa always “reaching breaking point” in these articles? Pretty sure he got past that point quite some time ago....

I’m sure Wisey will have an old mate who can do a much better job than that Spanish cahnt

I predict a couple of loanees and an average foreign player for buttons in a position we don’t need to fill.

I’ve long believed he has no intention of selling us unless it’s at an absolute rip off price.

Just what I was thinking. Tragic news.

Some mackem folklore no doubt

I think that’s right. Ashley has no intention whatsoever of selling; realistically only a massive heart attack or a Matthew Harding type event will liberate us. I wouldn’t wish that on anyone but I wouldn’t be sad if it happened either

He’ll be counting down the months before he can fuck off to a proper club

Well, Ashley has operated this way for over 10 years. Only an idiot would not understand how he runs the club. If you pay him a penny of your money, you must be prepared to tolerate the way he runs the club. I’m amazed anyone would expect anything different tbpfh

Cunce

Why? I doubt it’s come as a surprise

Steven Taylor’s been involved in some sort of two timing craic that’s gaining some press coverage over here. I hesitate to call it a scandal as it’s not that interesting and I can’t be arsed to post a link. For those who don’t know, Taylor is now playing for Wellington Phoenix in NZ, having come to them via mighty Peterborough. The Phoenix are utterly shite, just like Taylor - end of the line at only age 32.

Fake news indeed. The bit about Ashley wanting to ensure the next owners are the right fit is comedy genius after how he’s behaved

None of this is a surprise really. Just more of the shit we’ve put up with for nigh on 10 years

Happy new year to one and all from the land of the long white cloud! Hope you all have a happy and healthy 2019!

We’ve been here before many times and the fat cunt defies logic. Best not to get your hopes up.

Runs like this make me think there will be no spending in January

Its deja vu and I dont see how it will achieve anything. Nothing will change till the fat cunt goes and protests wont affect that decision one way or another imo

Looks like tragic news about Leicester’s owner, I hope he somehow escaped. If it was our owner I doubt anybody would be upset