Kitman

We have a chance if they bottle it or we get lucky. On players and form they should win easily

Yaaaarrrrr! We be scoring a goal me hearties!

everybody wants that bog brush look....

The fucking clip of that guy. Doubling down on a weird head with a weird haircut....

I think they have the potential to go bankrupt. Once the bank realises del boy and rodney can’t finance the wage bill

The potential is there if the tickets are free

I suppose it doesn’t matter, we’ve survived in the PL for another season, which is the club’s only objective.

I don’t believe Rafa will get anything like 50m because Ashley and co are liars. We’ve seen what they’re like over many years and once they have a settled manager they starve him of cash. I doubt Rafa will stay tbh, he wont receive any promises worth wiping his arse on

What a stupid way to run a club. Put a useless bumhole in charge as MD, hobble the club’s commercial income and starve the best manager we’ve had in many years of the modest amount of cash needed to keep him happy. Then don’t communicate with him at all, to the point he’ll walk when his contract is up, inevitably exposing the club to relegation next season and a huge financial loss. Then they’ll throw money at winning promotion again. The whole thing is ridiculous. We’re being run like a fucking corner shop.

So much for the new dawn

Its sad to see stuff like this which you know will never happen with Ashley in charge

Great result. We must be safe now

I expect this means the accounts will be published soon and will show a decent profit

It’s utterly baffling how every other club in the PL can find a shit ton of money every season to spend on players. It just defies explanation.

the Great Escape music became the soundtrack for a shit performance in my mind

He’ll be off. And who can blame him? Throwing him a bone won’t make a difference when he’s been cynically starved of cash for the squad, training ground and academy throughout his tenure.

“We”

Are the rules only available in the secret forum?

Absolutely no reason to buy anyone after tonight’s performance. It would just be an unnecessary use of Mike’s funds which are desperately needed to buy up failing high st stores

It’s also disappointing Benitez isn’t spending any money on transfers. What’s going on Rafa?! We’re crying out for investment in new blood and our manager is doing nothing to bring new players in! Sad!

That’s exactly how I feel. Meh meh and triple meh

Why is Rafa always “reaching breaking point” in these articles? Pretty sure he got past that point quite some time ago....

I’m sure Wisey will have an old mate who can do a much better job than that Spanish cahnt

I predict a couple of loanees and an average foreign player for buttons in a position we don’t need to fill.