Kitman

We all said he was a total fucking chancer. He even got them to screw on their own plastic seats

Is it because you wear a magnetic cock ring?

Yeah hahaha

If The Don does sell, I’m sure it will be in the best interests of the supporters and football club, just like Charlie says. What other reason could there be?

Thick as fuck ex-footballers with lazy ill informed opinions. The pundits never get any better.

I think we’d all settle for that tbh I’d happily settle for Ashley out and steady investment/improvement. But if some daft arab wants to throw money at us then I couldn’t care less what people sing at us

I think you’ll find it’s pronounced ay-rab

Which apparently was so easy anyone could do it. Apart from them obviously

And a free curry with all the lager he can drink

Knowing Ashley he’d have demanded merchandising and advertising rights for the next 10 years in addition

We’re obviously on sheikhy ground I’ll get my coat

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I’m sure he just wants to do it for all the fans he’s let down, in the only way he knows how * * is that enough Mr Methven?

He’d certainly be rubbing his lamp vigorously

He’d have a better CEO than Charnley

Thats what they want you to believe * hides under bed *

The other option that occurred to me is this is Ashely putting out diversionary bullshit because Benitez is about to walk away. Damn Ashley for making me such a cynic

It’s Sheikh Yermoni. He’s fucking loaded

I can’t tell if he was concussed or just thick as fuck

I’m going to enjoy the little frisson of hope. I know I shouldn’t but fuck it

Interesting to note that this rumour has instantly generated an 8 page thread on Retards To Go, the second longest after their Sack Jack Ross thread. Nice.

In their case they’d snap someone’s hand off for 17th. Which is what we’ve routinely aimed for under ashley.

It’d be soooo disappointing to get rid of ashley and aim for 7th

So good it makes me want to shit in a fountain