Kitman

Panic at the Xisco?

Honestly who cares? If he’s gone, he’s gone and good luck to him. I’d do exactly the same in his position.

Bzg: ok ”Aha! No advertising. No trademarks. No merchandise. No land. No stadium. No training facilities.” Bzg: goodbye

“Plan”

Nothing will happen quickly with this lot in charge. Last minute manager, last minute loanees, complete surprise at relegation.

Catts for me like

I bet he has immigrant servants that he pays a pittance to shovel his shit. Young female servants that are very afraid of his ape hands.

We all know he’s a complete shithouse

I think most of us expected this, we’re stuck with the horrible cunt till he dies. I won’t be watching any games this season, like last season, I’ve got better uses for my time.

I’m getting some cash on relegation this season. The buffoons in the board room don’t realise how poor the squad is. Any new manager would have their work cut out, but they’ll appoint someone shit who will be starved of cash and influence. The fucking clowns.

Honestly, who cares? Unless something fundamental changes with the owner, all transfers are meaningless. Anybody good is passing through briefly and the club’s only ambition is to survive in 17th place in the PL.

Well done, you must be very pleased 😃

I don’t think Ashley has any real intention of selling.

Lock the thread!

Sad news to wake up to but can’t say I’m surprised. This is how Ashley operates and nothing will change till the fat cunt leaves or dies.

If the takeover goes through presumably his first demand from the new owners will be a new desk

The ironic thing is that the reappointment of Pardew sounds entirely plausible. Fake sheikh takeover followed by the return of the king. Bish bash bosh luvverly jubberly!

The gif that keeps on gifing?

What’s George Graham doing these days?

Yeah, ok, let’s not have him then. I’ll get the club on the phone to cancel.

I don’t think we could guarantee getting Kinnear back never mind Mourinho

As if he needs an excuse. Anyway his usual MO is to get pissed with his mates whilst the would be purchasers sit somewhere patiently waiting for him to turn up. If they’re lucky he’ll appear dishevelled and reeking of lager, treat them to some of his famous cheeky banter, rounded off with a few bars of a rousing drinking song and a full throated barf into an imaginary fireplace. Strangely any chance of a deal will then evaporate, like lager in the arabian sun

20 years old? He looks 50

wtf are you trying to say?

That’s because it sounds like bullshit. Why on earth wouldn’t they buy it all at the same time, its not as if they’re saving up sports direct coupons to do it...... ......or are they?