Kitman

Spot on imo

I don’t see why Wednesday should us any favours. We’ve left them very little time to find a replacement and I assume they were blindsided by our approach. I’d screw every penny out of the fat cunt I could if I was in their shoes, they’re under no obligation to do a deal other than Brucey sheep head being pissed off and demotivated

It’d be funny if they can’t even sign that fat sheep headed pissbag. Sums them up, they’ve had weeks to line up a replacement, what a bunch of clowns

I doubt Hughton would go near us again.

What transfer kitty?

No

I’m not sure. Hippo head loves to spunk large amounts on has beens and to guarantee himself huge compo when he inevitably gets sacked after 6 months of farce and struggle. He may have been approached but lost interest when Ashley made it clear neither of these things would happen.

I think we can all look forward to the Man Utd cast offs who will beat a path to Brewcey’s door

Some player is actually our transfer policy. As long as they’re on loan and on cheap wages

Joe Kinnear, Alan Pardew, Steve Bruce. Joke appointments from the man who brings you cheap tracksuits and white socks thrown on shop floors. Fuck right off. There’s no point in supporting this club until the fat cunt dies or fucks off. He’s deliberately turned us into a cheap tat bargain bucket yo yo club with no hope of any success, we’re a joke.

I guess that’s what happens when you’re pissed all the time. Which will be the only way to watch Brewce’s NUFC.

Jeez that statement was over 10 years ago now? Time flies.....

Might be fun having an incompetent piss head in charge of the tram. Certainly worked with Kinnear

If you’re a subscriber maybe

Whoever they appoint it’s bound to be a desperate old washed up cunt. I’m expecting an absolute shocker, of the Graeme Souness variety. Allardyce or Brewcey would fit the bill nicely. As would Pulis.

Bruce is a championship manager. A top manager would have his work cut out to keep us up, appointing Bruce would ensure relegation. It would be such an incompetent appointment on so many levels and so doomed to failure that I almost hope it’s true. However in reality its much too early for them to have a manager lined up, the season hasn’t kicked off yet.

Geoffrey’s dead. Might explain why the talks have stalled

It would be a shot in the foot of epic proportions. A weirdly small looking black shoed foot.

It’s genuinely fascinating to see just how bad this is going to end up. At the moment we’re at stratospheric levels of incompetence, it’s really very impressive

Well fuck me that’s a surprise

Which suggests they think the squad is basically good enough to stay up. Which it isn’t. Whoever comes in really has an impossible job.

I remember those days. If only Leazes was here to set us straight about the Halls and Shepherd....

Smoke and cunts as usual then

No need to make a bassong and dance about it mate I’ll get me coat

Not if he wants paying.....