Kitman

What a good description. I expect when Charnley slams his car door at SJP it all falls to bits just leaving the seats and steering wheel intact

At least Bruce will have a drinking buddy now. Who’s also a bit handy when theres aggro at the KFC after a night on the piss

Jesus Christ

I think with Bruce it’s more likely to be four four fucking two

absolutely none of that will happen but I like your chutzpah

Yep, that sounds about right Or he starts like an express train and gets a season ending injury in game #5.

I didn’t say he was a nobody, I said he was unproven and inexperienced, which he is. He’s basically played one season in a foreign league. He’ll have to adapt to a new league, new team mates and new grounds. What he would have benefited from is an experienced striker used to playing for us and in the PL. I dunno, someone like Rondon. As it is, we’ve bet the house on this kid, you can be sure we won’t spend any decent money on any other strike partner. We’ve seen “amazing prospects” come and go at the toon, and most of them have ended up shite for us (and successful elsewhere). It means fuck all

Which is funny because someone like Rondon - who is supposedly bad value in Mike’s world - could be the difference between relegation and staying up. Instead he’d prefer to gamble on the form and fitness on a largely unproven and inexperienced Brazilian kid. Who may or may not have a resale value in the future. What he doesn’t seem to realise is that for every Aguero or Suarez there are hundreds if not thousands of Sparrowhawks and Cordones.

The only reason he had to write a cheque in the championship was because his mismanagement got us relegated in the first place.

Appalling article. Doesn’t challenge any of Ashley’s self serving lies. The only thing that’s true is that he’ll own the club until he dies.

That or a season ending injury within a month

I very much doubt Steve had anything to do with it. Other than his appointment requiring a diversionary signing for the terminally thick or gullible

Yes and he’s hardly a trophy signing. I agree KD it seems dodgy

There’s no way its 40 million, thats for sure

Of course Bruce said “...he’s got age on his side, which is vitally important”. Vitally important to who, Steve? Bruce is already showing his true colours as Pardew 2.0. Age is only vitally important to fat mike and his precious resale value. I expect Bruce would rather have someone older, more experienced and proven than some kid from the German league who’s scored a handful of goals. Someone like Rondon for example.

Yup, that’s about it

If you fall for this you’re a complete mug

Assuming we don’t sell Longstaff

Yes they’re saying we should have been after a decent manager instead of Bruce

They were probably getting away from Bruce who wanted to go out on the piss with them

The fact that Bruce is managing the team makes all transfers irrelevant. We could the best strikers in the world and we’d still play like a pub team and get relegated.

Or he’s a massive cunt with a dick the size of a mushroom. This is all about him calling the shots imo. He’s not going to be dictated to by a Spanish cunt or them Geordie cunts. It’s Mike’s way or the highway. * shoots an imaginary gun at the mirror *

Even if they sign this lad, he’ll get injured within a month and we’ll have no replacement. They have no idea the incredible job Rafa and his team did on injury prevention. Now it’ll be back to the bad old days of injuries without the squad to cope. Looking on the bright side, it’ll be good for the U23 development players

It’s a new low. We’re a bad joke, and the joke’s on us.