Kitman

Frank Lampard + fresh pasta + cold Peroni = Tomas Brolin

When you read the bit about cash bribes in cake boxes, you can see why he was attracted to English football. Everyone likes a bit of cake, don't they?

I thought Wise was a surprising choice for the appointment. I thought it would be an older man, maybe even a Bobby Robson sort of figure, because they would have a wider network/contact book. I don't have a problem with it personally if it doesn't step all over the manager's toes.....it seems to work elsewhere

I'd settle for steady improvement....but then I'm an armchair fan

I wouldn't wipe my arse on The Sun. It's not very absorbent, as I recall.

He's already running one business, he may not fancy running another for long. If he's offered the chance of a massive profit, he'll take it imo - he seems an opportunist kind of bloke. That said, who knows whether any of these stories have any substance.....

he got reported by the Messiah he's a very naughty boy Artificial intelligence. How very appropriate in your case