Kitman

D'you wanna be in my gang? Not fucking likely

Even though it might be bollocks, one of the headlines today, is Shola Collapse Effects Keegan Budget. I knew in my heart of hearts he wasn't going to sign for Ipswich, and it's bugging the life out of me. At the end of the day he's not going to sign before the window closes is he? So we've lost £2.25m. That's gone. In January he can negotiate his own deal and go on a free in the summer, so why the fuck don't we terminate his contract now. Pay him what he's due and be rid. He's really doing my head in now. I look at it the other way. Renew his contract so we get something when he goes, he won't earn £2.25M between now and January. And if we don't he's better/cheaper cover than Smith. The trouble is then we'll probably be stuck with him for another 4 years. Not that I reckon he'd sign another contract, he'll be waiting to go to Barca on a Bosman * * in his head, obviously

The idea that any toon supporter could be called a glory supporter

I knew in my heart of hearts it was too good to be true. He can't even get a transfer to a lower league right. Useless bastard

Looks like he might finally take his undoubted potential elsewhere. Where's my lucky rabbit's foot?

I hope they can afford this spending spree if they get relegated

I agree with JawD. A season ticket holder isn't going to pay more than a fraction of his weekly wage anyway.

Bloody alcoholic mexican crocs...one whiff of booze and they're into a binge drinking frenzy

Mole?! Was it really a huge boil that the doctor has to lance with a red hot poker?

That's exactly what happened Saturday morning. My left eye started watering and throbbing and an intense pain kind built up in my forehead. I've been editing a book against a deadline and hadn't slept much (3hrs altogether) Thu and Fri. Had a background headache all day Sunday and was alrightish today after taking 2 tabs in the morning. Still feel there is soemthing there and really hoping to get some proper sleep tonight. Took 4 tabs Sat and 3 on Sunday so today has been a relative improvement. Fingers crossed. I suspect if you analyse your lifestyle you might find the answers there.........you no sleepin pill poppin binge drinkin dope smokin net surfin channel hoppin downloadin recordbreaker, you Seriously though, get a check up. I'd love to know if the doctor screams "Gutt Gott, how is this man still alive?!" and has you admitted to hospital

He hasn't he's German. They sit on the toilet to piss.....That is where it all starts to go wrong. Mein Gott dis is most irregular

Not more hits, we appear above them on a number of searches but because they're on the likes of newsnow then they get a shitload of hits from them. If you're using wordpress, give me a password and I'll get content on. From me presumably

Well I suppose he had to pass the time somehow Wouldn't want to borrow his car though

I think you're a fatty Nope, wide of the mark. But I smoked till my 30s and have always enjoyed a drink or three, and when I was in the UK found the constant hypocritical moralising in the media utterly depressing. Smoking, "binge drinking" and obesity - the holy trinity of media obsession with health. Where will it end? Let's ban chips, smoking and drinking and force people to eat Jamie Oliver's faux Italian cooking. I think I'd rather be a crack addict

Like Noocarsel on-line you mean? This is a local site for local people. We'll have no shouting here! What about "Newcastle Evening Comical" and we all have to write in the style of Anal. Keegan told me today that's wide of the mark Edit: Damn you WubbleUC !

Doctors never tire of telling people how to live their lives. In my experience they tend to be the biggest fuck ups. I also find the British media's obsession with health issues quite depressing, the constant bleating on about smoking/drinking/drugs/fatties is corrosive.....no-one will change their habits so why crap on about it constantly? If the cost of healthcare is such an issue, just deny it to grossly fat people

Like Noocarsel on-line you mean? This is a local site for local people. We'll have no shouting here!

Apparently the defendant was out on a limb too. He may have been legless but that doesn't mean he was harmless

Stick to yer guns till we have one def left. Cock off knobber, things have notably changed since my original appraisal. I would have put Faye as second choice Centre half. Faye will be replaced KK said so, which still leaves the original conundrum. Savvy? Didn't hear Keegles say owt about replacing Faye, my worry is that he's just replaced, not improved on. I don't see the point in replacing like for like. "It looks like Abdoulaye Faye is going to Stoke and Shola Ameobi has been given permission to speak to Ipswich Town. "But that's the end of players going out, and if those deals do happen, there will be some more players coming in." Shouldn't this thread be 'Which 4 players do you think we need'?

I'm all for a raft of rules, the pettier the better, if it means we get threads as entertaining as that 'Disgrace' one

Baffling. Perfectly good squad player for us and a step down for him

I expect he'll be filling a savoury cheese roll?

God it's desperate isn't it?

By dirty, does he mean cheating? If so they've been dirty for years.....