Kitman

Terry Mac. Put the cones out , Terry

I can deal with despair, it's the hope I can't stand

You may not have heard that the club has appointed A Toon Insider as our official spokesman.

Surely not even he's that stupid enough to play that card twice? You couldn't rule it out on past evidence

Destiny calls. We cannot fail now

The Beeb is reporting it as breaking news, 'understands' appointment till the end of the season. I think this is fantastic (if *ahem* selected), it gives us a chance. I hope they make it a permanent appointment too, God knows who they'd get otherwise and would also mean little Dennis is on his way.

So basically none of what's happened to Tandy is his fault. Bollocks to that, I can't stand that bloody attitude. No doubt represented by an ambulance chasing lawyer too.

I couldn't see us spending 4m on another keeper. Hell, I can't see us spending 4m on another player. My guess would be his agent is trying to drum up a move to the prem, and has planted this story as a 'come and get me' ploy. He's probably feeling the sectarian heat, wants to get the hell out and fancies clamping his greedy snout on the EPL cash tit in the process.

Missing white dog shit on the pavements

Why start now after all these years? (at Bellamy)

JFK: " 'Ow much further is it, Derek? I'm sweating like a pig 'ere" DL: "Just another 8 flights to go, Joe. Let's run the next one." Another coffee Joe? "BOO YA FUCKER YA!!!!!! Ha, ha, just my little joke, Joe."

JFK: " 'Ow much further is it, Derek? I'm sweating like a pig 'ere" DL: "Just another 8 flights to go, Joe. Let's run the next one."

Owen and possibly Martins won't be with us next season. I'm convinced Butt will still be getting a run out when the last trumpet sounds.

I think it's scaremongering.

I've given up trying to understand their football decisions. Anything other than an engraved tankard and a whip-round for Kinnear at the end of the season makes no sense to me.

And footballers wonder why people think they're thick

Pikeys +

62 years old and a triple bypass. It beggars belief they're even giving him the chance to come back. It's not as if it's Sir Alex we're talking about here....it's a man with a record of underachievement. It beggars belief it really does, they're completely and utterly clueless and we're going down.

Which is really pointing out the absurdity of the basis of these measures. Never mind

Yes. Also sorting out the football side takes longer than sorting out the financial side. Especially when you're responsible for the mess and don't have a clue what you're doing.

Plum duff. Only seen once a year when gifts are handed out.

The good old "let's blame the current mess on the previous owners" defence. I assume the 'associate' is LLambias btw.

you could make some serious cash on the photos of them shitting..... tbh....lower taxes as a result......i'm just sayin' You don't work for the council by any chance?

Duff by name and Duff by nature

I find it ironic that "celebrities" self-righteously fight for the right to privacy notwithstanding their lack oif privacy is due to their own demented self promotion and vanity. On the other hand Joe Public, the vast majority of whom peacefully go about their business, are relentlessly filmed, snapped, pried and snooped on because they are not to be trusted and must be treated like naughty children about to commit a crime. In the new Britain privacy is the preserve of the elite. Screw your rights; pavements must be clean.