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Looking a bit like the Joker there
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Get on the phone to Terry Waite's agent. Apparently his autobigraphy wasn't much of a read. Monday - chained to the radiator. Tuesday - still chained to the radiator. Wednesday - went to Disneyland. Nah, not really, chained to the radiator again. I must admit I do like this chat show concept. And if they're not entertaining enough they have to saw their foot off Saw stylee to go home.
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Get on the phone to Terry Waite's agent. Apparently his autobigraphy wasn't much of a read. Monday - chained to the radiator. Tuesday - still chained to the radiator. Wednesday - went to Disneyland. Nah, not really, chained to the radiator again.
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Can't wait to see who he chains to his radiator next. Could be a winning formula for a new chat show
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Wait, there are outsiders on here? People from off?
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I clocked that one too. What a lizard.
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I work from home, tripped on a cable and I fell forward on the desk, was panicking there, I got boxes to prop it up on its side. Aha. At least you didn't have a coffee in your hand.
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How do you fall on your keyboard at work? Was strong drink taken?
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I enjoyed The Counterfeiters. Good ol' Nazi porn, yah.
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"You mean you're not local?"
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Even the locals aren't local enough?
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Fuck all we can do, I'm resigned to it tbh. The club will still be there next season, I just won't be able to see any bloody games anymore
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But can Keano walk for miles without coming across a dog ? I wonder whether he might be interested in signing Shola or Duffer......
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I think it's an excellent idea and a step in the right direction. I'm only disappointed it doesn't go further
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Aliens exist and UFOs are covered-up by US government, says ex-astronaut
Kitman replied to Park Life's topic in General Chat
Senile dementia would explain it. Mr Mitchell probably thinks the peas on his plate are alien lifeforms. Which they might be if they were tinned peas from Lidl. Aldi shirley? Aldi and all of the night? -
Aliens exist and UFOs are covered-up by US government, says ex-astronaut
Kitman replied to Park Life's topic in General Chat
Aliens are boring. Old hat, Parky darling. What about vampires or Spring Heeled Jack or the Goat Sucker? Or even Old Nick himself? -
Aliens exist and UFOs are covered-up by US government, says ex-astronaut
Kitman replied to Park Life's topic in General Chat
Senile dementia would explain it. Mr Mitchell probably thinks the peas on his plate are alien lifeforms. Which they might be if they were tinned peas from Lidl. -
We might have one next season
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Not in favour of banning anybody tbh
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Official match thread. Tottenham Hotspur - Newcastle United
Kitman replied to tommo's topic in Newcastle Forum
"Right, which one of you fat fuckers ruined our football club?" "Ooooh me, me! Over here! Over here!" -
I honestly believe that Kinnear in the championship is plan B if Shearer fails to keep us up and bails. It's par for the course with this lot, we're stuck permanently in Cock Up City
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In....bang....and Im out Its the way I troll. FYP
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Official match thread. Tottenham Hotspur - Newcastle United
Kitman replied to tommo's topic in Newcastle Forum
kicked the bucket? -
Saved money (even made money) in the transfer windows.
Kitman replied to Park Life's topic in Newcastle Forum
I've said many times, Stoke brought in Beattie and Etherington for a combined £4.5m. in January. Look what that has done for them. He needn't have spent 20-30m, £5m invested properly, would've lifted us out of this mess. Aye, maybe less as you say.....but I think our piss poor midfield is one fo the main reasons for our demise and that needs/needed total reconstruction. Plus a decent CH and a back up for Enrique/Beye. Sod it, let's just buy a whole new team, the current lot are useless! -
Official match thread. Tottenham Hotspur - Newcastle United
Kitman replied to tommo's topic in Newcastle Forum
I think we've had it, and have for a long time now. However I haven't given up hoping, and won't till it's mathematically certain we're down.