Kitman

Fat finding mission?

He's either a publicity seeking prick or a stupid prick. Either way he's a prick.

I've never been to Aberdeen, but I heard it was a grey coloured shit-hole years ago from two blokes from there. They couldn't wait to get away, and never wanted to go back, and they were serious drug addicts/boozers. Didn't say much for the place to be honest. Doesn't sound like it's improved much.

I like Murray, he comes across as a bit of a shit who will win at all costs. Which is what you want, not someone who indulges in glorious failure [/Henman]. Who would he play in the semis? He must have a good chance of getting to the final now, where Federer will take him up the arse in front of millions and dash British hopes yet again.

Turning to Hughton shows there's no one else to turn to. What a farce.

I hope Shepherd has learnt in meantime, but think it is unlikely. For all the mistakes Ashley has done himself and all the ambition Shepherd has, there have been serious financial fuck ups by him or under him during his last stint. We still have to pay for these mistakes, especially for some of the horrendous wages and contracts (Owen, missing relegation clauses). All Shepherd has for him is that he isn't Ashley, but that's about it. To be fair it took a special effort of incompetence to get us relegated. I don't think it would have happened under Shepherd et al; he'd have thrown money and a new manager at it in January. The comments about financial fuck ups are fair enough in my book, although Shepherd and the Halls look like City whizz kids in comparison to Ashley.

Say what you like, things are never dull at this club etc etc

It feels like New Labour, like teen spirit, like a cheap perfume on the telly. BRING IT THE FUCK ON!!!!1111122222 OMFG YCMIU LOLZ LOLZ !1111111

Who knows how it would turn our with a new consortium headed by Shepherd? One thing's for sure, we know how it's going to turn out with the current cretins. Any regime change is going to give me a massive boost of optimism, on the basis it's not Ashley.

Fatty just wants to be loved.

Ashley: How much will this cost by the way? Shepherd: Oh, only about $180m of your own money Ashley: No problem. My brain's in my backside me.

My main concern would be the backing this consortium can give the club, and that Shepherd has learnt from his past mistakes of bad appointments and spending beyond our means. But I've come to the conclusion that anyone has got to be better than Ashley and his mob.

are these *ahem* special trousers?

He'd be better off going to Greece for any number of reasons than pissing around in a relegation battle for Hull or Stoke. Let's face it, his England career is over either way, so he should take the increased wages and CL football, plus in an inferior league he'll look better. Not like I care where the little bastard goes, by the way, just saying. In a footballing sense he'd be much better off at Olympiakos. CL football, less wear and tear on his body, more prestige than Hull and Stoke. He's always been a bit of a cunt though. FYP Thanks, that's waht I meant to say

Started off well, tailed off in the middle and the less said about the ending the better. Stung by your criticism, I've refined my verse: Farewell then Farrah, your time has come Ex-Charlie's Angel, and seventies icon The news of your death was a bit of a gut shot Cos it's sad that you died of galloping butt rot Much better, I think you'll agree

I take it that you didn't pull then?

John Lennon released some absolute gash like He did indeed. I think the difference between the two is outlined by Renton though in that you got the feeling there was no way Jackson would ever do anything decent ever again (plenty evidence to back that up as well). He died 10 years earlier than Wacko though...most people would agree that your forties on isn't really going to be peak of anyone's pop powers. Some artists buck the trend. Van Morrison, Tom Waits to name two. Muddy Waters, John Lee Hooker, Leadbelly, BB.King, Lightnin' Hopkins, Johnny Cash and a few more all peaked very late. I don't think many of those had an international number one BEFORE they were forty, let alone after. Either way, it's not even about quality which is subjective, it's about transcending music. It might be that you don't like Michael Jackson. But he's been the most prominent pop culture icon for 30 year, whatever his output. At his peak he was an unstoppable force no doubts. Diddy: Michael Jackson showed me that you can actually see the beat. He made the music come to life!! He made me believe in magic. I will miss him! Samantha Ronson: His music is just as relevant now as it was the day they pressed record, I'm sure it will remain so for generations to come.R.I.P.Mr Jackson. Dane Cook: I'm dedicating my show 2night to Michael Jackson. THRILLER got me laid. Well... At least thats what I told my friends. Heidi Montag: the world has suffered a GREAT loss today Michael Jackson my thoughts and prayers are with his family, friends, and fans God bless. Ice T: Rest In Peace Mike. People can say what they want but you were 100% original. WE will always love , miss & remember your GREATNESS. John Mayer: Dazed in the studio. A major strand of our cultural DNA has left us. RIP MJ. I think we'll mourn his loss as well as the loss of ourselves as children listening to Thriller on the record player. Ashley Tisdale: So sad. Saying a prayer for Michael Jackson. Miley Cyrus: michael jackson was my inspiration. love and blessings Ludacris: If it were not for Micheal Jackson I would not be where or who I am today.His Music and Legacy will live on Forever.Prayers to the famR.I.P. MC Hammer: I have no words.. I loved Michael Jackson.. RIP.. Kelly Rowland: Michael you left such a legacy on this earth, have touched SO MANY!!! We thank you for such a driving inspiration in music & our lives!! This has got to be one of the saddest days in music history!! Michael Rest In Peace! WE miss you! Star Jones: Death comes to all. But great achievements build a monument." He IS and WAS the greatest entertainer of all times...Peace to you brother. Jordan Chandler: Ow my arse. Shaddup and drink my Jesus Juice. Shamone!

I found that pretty interesting

He'd be better off going to Greece for any number of reasons than pissing around in a relegation battle for Hull or Stoke. Let's face it, his England career is over either way, so he should take the increased wages and CL football, plus in an inferior league he'll look better. Not like I care where the little bastard goes, by the way, just saying. In a footballing sense he'd be much better off at Olympiakos. CL football, less wear and tear on his body, more prestige than Hull and Stoke. He's always been a bit of a home bird though.

I don't think the papers have any more idea than we do. Generally anything to do with the sale negotiations will be kept confidential anyway.

NSFW = Not Suitable For Witches?

Started off well, tailed off in the middle and the less said about the ending the better. It was tough to compose through the tears

Journeyman footballer, won't be missed

I can't think why he accused you of lacking respect!

Surprised he mentioned it to anyone. I've done that once like. I lived in a house with the living room straight off the street. I was once so pissed I opened the front door and fell onto the sofa. I woke up several hours later with the front door wide open and keys in the door. Lucky I lived on a quiet street.