Kitman

Presumably by the best bid he means a real bid. Ironic that his name is Storey btw, if indeed that is his real name. I expect that any due diligence on Storey’s bid, if indeed there is one, would end when Donald’s solicitors find him sleeping in his car outside the ground.

If they can just stay united on their tatty message board, they’ll soon be challenging the top teams

It’s hardly a glamour tie. I wonder if anyone will notice

Shame. He’s not much of a CV after 32 years of effort.

It’s a staggering level of delusion, isn’t it? Come manage our shitty League 1 club with a shit squad and shit owners in a shit town....on shit pay and with shit all money to spend. Oh yes, and enjoy the dog’s abuse from the shit fans unless you ace promotion from day 1. Tempting isn’t it?

Jesus man, have some patience. He uses his own piss in every can, it takes a little time to fill them all

I thought Parkinson was doing a great job. If you don’t support SAFC that is

“We”

Presumably The Athletic doesn’t count mindlessly hoofing the ball forward as possession

Until he gets injured and then he’ll be like Carroll

Isn’t it obvious de Marco’s saying the deal is brown bread? Or perhaps he’s saying it’s high in fibre and nutritious too? Fuck him, he can stick his artisan bread up his arse. Show me some real evidence not some fucking home made bread.

Is Lawrenson still working He clearly lost interest in football years ago

I expect he doesn’t care what he looks like as long as people are talking about him and he generates clicks.

I think he chases controversy to give himself relevance. The journalistic equivalent of Talksport

And he probably had bad breath too

Very sorry to hear about your loss. Best wishes to you and your family.

Or Blackstone decided it was attracting too much traffic to their website from people who will never give them any business

Well they seem to have applied a standard to the bid that didn't apply to anyone else. And that seems to have happened because the likes of Liverpool and Spurs used their influence to scupper the deal. I hope the PL get their tits sued right off, the corrupt fuckers.

Anyway I assume this means they can be sued for their decision.

How can the PL reject a bid that was withdrawn? Seems odd.

Well you’re right if you’re comparing us to ourselves, but that probably only serves to highlight the lack of ambition in previous windows. Still something is better than nothing, which is what I expected tbh. Maybe Ashley will surprise us with a wild trophy signing....

We’ve also released a load of players including Colback. This is all about having some head room on wages because about 10 players have left since 1 July. It’s not remotely ambitious but no suprises there.

Looks like he’s been sleeping in his car after his wife threw him out