Kitman

Harsh but fair

Sure sure

“They” 10 points behind second place in the third division, scrapping it out with Lincoln City to keep your promotion hopes alive. You must be very proud.

Allardyce loses his record of never having been relegated. Shame

ffs theres no need for that is what she said baddum tish

Great result and that’s us safe. Cracking.

Good

Well obviously we’re disappointed. We don’t want to make excuses but Zahra knows what she needs to do and she hasn’t really got anywhere near the standard we expect, she’ll tell you that herself. We dont know what more we can do, we’ve been in the landlord game a long time, maybe the penny will drop soon. Obviously we’re disappointed but we will just have to stick our heads down and carry on.

I love this bit - as if the sorrows weren’t already completely fucked (amazing that he made it to 56 years of age) Werbeniuk drank 28 pints of lager and 16 whiskies over the course of 11 frames during a match against Nigel Bond, in January 1990 – after which Werbeniuk then consumed an entire bottle of Scotch to "drown his sorrows" after losing the match

Hats off to the mackems - this season they’ve really cemented their place as both a League One side and the third best team in the North East. Great stuff and I look forward to seeing what they can achieve next season with their 18 year old chairman

The whole thing is bizarre and he has zero credibility. Which is unsurprising given he looks and acts like a joke and has the surname Storey (if that is his real name). If Rich Energy were a genuine company I wouldn’t want him anywhere near it in any capacity.

Bruce is a shit old alcoholic dinosaur. A total fraud of a manager and a horrible narcissist. Looks like someone made his face out of mashed potato and talks bollocks. Please resign.

I don’t normally watch Fat Sam’s interviews - his droning whinge makes me want to skewer my eardrums - but I made an exception after tonight’s match. Thoroughly enjoyable, looked like he’d just trod dog shit through his house.

This has underlined what a bunch of horrible blood sucking cunts these 6 clubs are. Be great if they were all docked a massive amount of points to ensure they can’t qualify for the CL.

good point

It can be a challenge when you sleep in a van and wash in public toilets

Doesn’t surprise me given the Hitler moustache* * camouflaged by a large unkempt tramp beard

This proposal goes to show how much contempt these owners have for the fans. As if any evidence were needed that is

Bizarre. Theyve got even less to do with it than we have. And we’ve got fuck all to do with it

It’s ironic that Masters was doing the big 6’s bidding by fillibustering the saudi purchase of NUFC, like a good little lap dog, whilst they were plotting a break away which massively undermines the PL and his role.

This isn’t a surprise. The “big 6” are doing to the PL what the PL did to the FA. Football lost its way as the people’s game a long time ago.

MAGEDIA CONSPIRACY FTM

Well we haven’t learnt WHY he was bitten three times, have we? Probably dangling a bit of steak in front of the poor dog’s chops. ”Bet you haven’t seen one of these before have you, you mackem bastard?! Wheeze steyuk is this, haha! Eh you mackem mutt?! Arggh the fucking dog’s bit me, it’s radge!”

I wonder if anyone was there to witness the “three bitings”? I put it to you there were no bitings, just a man and his determination to own a staffy....

Thats the Edward VII version rather than the Ewerk poundstretcher model