Kitman

You could buy two charlie wykes with that

Mam “What you doing up there?” woolly hat “Im making another sunlan video mam” mam “Argh no, not again, why cant you wank off to porn like a normal man?”

Ironically sugar was probably the only natural ingredient in his red bull knock off

He looks random. Like a weirdo who’s popped up from nowhere and photobombed the other three.

diggy diggy diggy! I thought the general term for absolute shite was Sheeran...who is missing “us” or “al” off the end of his surname imo

Im assuming the dullest is Coldplay?

iirc it’s a myth they were missing for most of the season anyway. A myth put about by Bruce and unchallenged by anybody in the media I should add

Every time a lazy pundit starts going on about our unrealistic expectations etc, a large bloke should walk on and punch them in the face. That’d put a stop to it

Exactly. Bruce comes out with his “I’ve been doing this a long time” schtick and they lap it up like that counts for something. Yes Steve, you’ve been doing it a long time and you’ve achieved fuck all, your teams play clueless football, and you’re widely hated by the fans at your former clubs. Somebody should tell pundits like Jenas that keeping a team in the PL is not an achievement, it’s the absolute bare minimum. It’s like a bus driver saying “Aren’t I good, I’ve been doing this a long time, I haven’t crashed the bus and killed all the passengers once”.

Bruce has never achieved anything as a PL manager and as a general proposition his teams play awful football. That should be the end of any rational discussion on Steve Bruce’s credentials.

How quaint. How old fashioned. A club that isn’t run by muppets, owned by a horrible fat arsehole and isn’t happy to lose to the BIg Six in every competition as long as it squeaks to 17th place in the league every year. Masters must be livid.

Or succinctly, an oxymoron

Nil points. Nil interest.

Several times as it happens

All the pictures need are a can of rich energy badly photoshopped in

Or anyone tbh

All of his tweets are pulled out of his hoop

Harsh but fair

Sure sure

“They” 10 points behind second place in the third division, scrapping it out with Lincoln City to keep your promotion hopes alive. You must be very proud.

Allardyce loses his record of never having been relegated. Shame

ffs theres no need for that is what she said baddum tish

Great result and that’s us safe. Cracking.

Good

Well obviously we’re disappointed. We don’t want to make excuses but Zahra knows what she needs to do and she hasn’t really got anywhere near the standard we expect, she’ll tell you that herself. We dont know what more we can do, we’ve been in the landlord game a long time, maybe the penny will drop soon. Obviously we’re disappointed but we will just have to stick our heads down and carry on.