Kitman

Haha fair enough

Some deals just make no sense. Like paying a fortune to Celtic for Boumsong.

The best word to describe him is underwhelming. Not his fault, he should’ve stayed at company secretary.

I expect the logic here is that since we comfortably secured premiership survival, there is really no need to spend any money on the squad. The same goes for the training facilities, medical staff and coaching resources. #itlives! #zombieclub #mikelovesagamble #wipesitsnose #fuckyougeordies

Tsk. I believe the proper way to start an admin post is with “ Guys guys” rather than “Lads”.

I fancy you’ve had a lucky escape. It’s probably a highly toxic concoction knocked up from pep pills and antifreeze. Drink a can and you’ll wake up in a puddle of piss with a long tramp beard and no head hair.

Mbappe won’t be laughing when the saudis buy us and we offer him twelvety gazillions a year to play for us. Or maybe he will. Or maybe I’ll wake up and we’ll still be owned by Ashley who only sets us up to compete with the bottom 3 clubs. As per fucking usual.

Special bond. MLF

FYP

With a Bells chaser

He’s a third division WUM. Except he’s not even making the play-offs.

Imagine Lee Dixon writing

$12m? Sounds like they’ve inflated the figure for PR purposes

But their chairman Nee Mun Nee is not going to sell

This thread man

Noh Wemblee Park * Ill join you

They tried to divert attention away from themselves by claiming the Americans were responsible for developing COVID. I mean, really

“Hello I am Leo Johansson your new Swedish manager! We will win promotion of this I am sure!”

The outcome to Hillsborough is disgusting. Unfortunately the government and police have always been in lockstep over blaming the supporters and covering up the truth, and too much time has gone by to hold people accountable. Thatcher and the conservative party pretty much ensured any chance for justice was lost. Not entirely surprising though given the misscarriages of justice endemic in the 70s and 80s esp with reference to the Irish.

Chiles always was an appalling broadcaster. Genuinely baffled how he's made a career out of it tbh

I expect you’re half right...

Tsk. Best version was the Family Guy version

This is obviously fowl play

This whole “expectation of success” thing is a bad joke. We haven’t won a domestic trophy since the 50’s or even qualified for Europe for what 10 years? And then we’ve got our arsehole owner whose net spend over his time of ownership is zero with fuck all investment in the club off the pitch too (plus a bit of asset stripping thrown in). You’d be mad to expect us to win anything (and I get the sense that most people dont even have much hope for it anymore). For lazy pundits like Savage and Ferdinand it’s a way of slapping down those “uppity Geordies” and because they sit in a studio with their mates, they never get called on it. So they repeat the same old shit year after year. For dogshit managers like Allardyce and Bruce its pure gaslighting...”oh poor me Im so badly treated by the nasty fans”.....because the real reason for fan discontent couldnt possibly be that their football is neolithic, absolutely hideous to watch, and set up to defend for most of the game and sneak a goal here and there from a set piece.....often ending in a shoeing by the better sides.

I suppose it’s an achievement for Bruce not to get us relegated. In that sense he’s exceeded my expectations this season. Thanks Steve for your service.