Kitman

Pints + takeaways + not enough exercise = big kite for most people in their 30s I don't have a gut and eat like a pig but I mostly drink wine and do a lot of exercise. Plus I have a fast metabolism.

The player was described as being a 'top footballer' so I don't think we've got anything to worry about.

What you gonna do like, report us to the F.A.? He's noted down your name in his notebook

Aren't all scousers basically gypos?

Early days Stevie. Playing your best rugby in the qualifying stages isn't a good thing.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/...nk-driving.html Premier League footballer Nile Ranger has been arrested on suspicion of drink-driving, according to sources. The 20-year-old Newcastle striker was bailed pending the results of a blood test after he was stopped by police. A fortnight ago the London-born player was arrested on suspicion of assault after a 33-year-old was found unconscious outside a pub in Newcastle city centre. He was bailed later. Ranger has been linked to a number of clubs after falling out of favour with Newcastle bosses. In May he issued an apology after he was photographed striking a gangster pose with a replica handgun. On Friday he posted pictures of his black and white customised Range Rover on his Twitter account. It features the word "Ranger" on the bonnet in official Range Rover lettering. ---------------------------- "Good evening sir" "Yo pig, wassup? Is you jealous of ma wheels, they right gangstar innit? Braaaaaapppp!" "I have reason to believe you have been drinking, sir. Please blow into this bag....."

Are Travellers still around in Britain? I rubbed shoulders with quite a few travellers when I used to go to music festivals in the 80's and 90's. Most had no personal hygiene and lived in squalor ("I don't believe in personal hygiene" was the standard line), argued against society and property but jealously guarded their own (some of which was stolen from other people) and unfailingly claimed the dole and benefits. They generally made a shit tip of everywhere they went in their highly polluting vans and buses, whilst publicly espousing radical green values. It also provided a safe haven for a nasty criminal element and workshy parasites. If they're still knocking around today, I wouldn't be surprised if this is more about travellers and less about gypsies.

Send him on a daytrip to Paris on the Eurostar

at the same time? Yeah Not joking but she had photos on facebook that must have been put on within minutes of her release from hospital, obviously she couldn't have done it but it was her page and I would be shocked if she didn't get someone else to take the pics and post it for her. She may have long legs and prehensile feet.

Ugg boots are great in the winter, but should only be worn in your own house (or in the house of someone you know very well). They are not a fashion statement or anything of the sort, pure and simply a logical and comfortable way of keeping your feet warm. Something that should be worn in private then. Like a cock ring.

I'm sure the little waster Kieron wouldn't be included in former England internationals who've failed drug tests. There's no reason to suppose that at all.

Let's hope they give him a free transfer too.

Very bad luck mate, deserved to win imo, the drop kick towards the end should have gone over. Don't like the 'boks so was rooting for you.

RIP. Very sad.

Fuck off Kevin you turbo wanker!

Exactly what we expected. Not sure what they hoped to achieve by this.

Yarrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Unless Deano paid up, I really don't think he can complain about his treatment. Nor should anyone else.

Let's get physical Physical etc

It's a good job the argies didn't have their shooting boots on tbh or they could have been over the horizon. Ref seemed very pedantic with all the pelanties too.

It's a good job the argies didn't have their shooting boots on tbh or they could have been over the horizon. Ref seemed very pedantic with all the pelanties too.

You need to rethink your lifestyle not buy a few packets of reduced calorie wotsits. The first step isto cleanse your body of all toxins. This means no booze and a 24 hour fast. Then you must spend 12 hours in the airing cupboard chanting OM Nom Nom. Finally complete the treatment by greeting the sun in the nude and ritually flushing your system by sticking the garden hose up your bottom. If you're serious about improving your health and digestion you'll do this. Time to stop making excuses, Doesnt sound too bad You'd pay thousands in Knightsbridge for quality healthcare like this, honestly. The treatment is particularly potent if you hail the neighbours in the buff with the hose sticking out of your bum

Unless they agreed terms. Maybe it was a sackable offense but I doubt the club wanted to prolong things and they seem to have money to burn. I dont know the details but men like this usually have zero honour.

You need to rethink your lifestyle not buy a few packets of reduced calorie wotsits. The first step isto cleanse your body of all toxins. This means no booze and a 24 hour fast. Then you must spend 12 hours in the airing cupboard chanting OM Nom Nom. Finally complete the treatment by greeting the sun in the nude and ritually flushing your system by sticking the garden hose up your bottom. If you're serious about improving your health and digestion you'll do this. Time to stop making excuses,

Cook will get a fat pay off and another plum job elsewhere so it won't be all bad from his pov