Kitman

'Sport Direct 1'. Go on, I DARE you

Unfancied team, lower league, struggling for form, just lost vs local rivals, manager under pressure, league cup. It's got banana skin written all over it.

It was a class goal. He seems generally average but he's going to get a run in the side, so we'll know one way or the other.

Agreed. Waste of money when we have already have lots of strikers

I thought he gave a much improved display vs Villa. Unlike Ameobi, who managed one shot at Given and nothing else.

Top bloke you like. Fucking cockend. It's a poor comment re Simpson's baby. Not heard anything of the sort btw.

Presumably orchestrated by the lizards who live underground. This what happens when the mentally ill are allowed to watch Dr Who.

Wanky foramtion or STFU. Hospital Nurse Nurse Nurse Nurse Doctor Consultant Consultant Doctor Ben Arfa Bed

I think playing him is the last thing we should do. Imagine how we'd feel if he got injured again? He should remain a figurehead, embodying hope of a better future...always 2 weeks away from returning....

Ready for what? On second thoughts, never mind....

Who gives a shit whether she's been an escort or not? Most people have done something in their youth which Mr and Mrs Bigot from Hertfordshire will find morally reprehensible. Personally I'm more bothered about the moral standards of The Sun, its journalists and owner than the CEO of a small football club. If they'd appointed a 29 year old bloke, I doubt anyone would be interested anyway.

I thought we played well. I thought Villa gave us more time and space than QPR, which helped. Cabaye unlucky not to score and I thought we could have won it. Don't know why Pardew sent on Ameobi, complete waste of space as usual.

Even shitter, of that's a reference to aqualung

LOVE IT! Lovin' your avatar too. Top stuff. That's real sex appeal. A good lookin' lass wearing a see-through black bra (I do love that contrast) with the straps down. Majestic stuff. If she played her cards right..... I'd just like to point out that Jethro Tull were totally fucking shit. I wish someone had stuck that flute up his arse a long time ago, the stupid hippy. Well, Kitman, your ridiculous opinions were obviously the reason you were reported....and ultimately deported Yeah, because flute based jazz rock is cool, man

1-1 Blackburn v arsenal Does gervinho have the strangest hair style in the prem? It's like crochet on a watermelon

Reminds me of Alien somehow

If Carter and McCaw are crocked (both injured at the moment) thats a statement of supreme over confidence old son......imagine NZ fucking up at the world cup...who'd have thought that? They're carrying niggles, nothing more according to the press here

LOVE IT! Lovin' your avatar too. Top stuff. That's real sex appeal. A good lookin' lass wearing a see-through black bra (I do love that contrast) with the straps down. Majestic stuff. If she played her cards right..... I'd just like to point out that Jethro Tull were totally fucking shit. I wish someone had stuck that flute up his arse a long time ago, the stupid hippy.

YEEEEEEESSSSSS! GEDDIN IRELAND!!!!!! Fantastic game from the Irish, well played lads! Oh and bad luck Australia. * snigger *

Bent and Best are practically the same. Only one letter difference tbh. For shame, OTF, for shame

Yes you'll love it until their dad and brothers come round to cut your balls off and burn your house down. After they've tarmac'd your drive of course.

Like Ashley's loans, there's a complete lack of interest Ithankyew

Tbf it might only be 4 weeks if it's just keyhole to clear floating debris. But who know what the truth is

Zamblera's left the club by mutual consent. And we needed a striker too.

Just out of interest, why the fuck should Saltwater have to prove anything? It's not as if he made a bet or anything.....