Kitman

The new board will also have this exciting feature ! You can just see the advertising tag line: Or Toontastic v2 New and Exciting features* *Arseholes included as standard

OK it's now NSFW

She reminds me of Peter Andre somehow

So farewell Bert Who's now inert Alas he's gone the people sigh To play his folk shit in the sky RIP

You're all heart RIP

I don't think it's as good as that actually You Noo Zeelundars are hard markers There's no piccy of a hooker's tits yet. I'm prepared to raise my assessment in the event of

Asparagus has stitched you up, bro'. He's already booked his ticket outtahere on a space/time continuum surfboard. You'll be fighting dem lizards on your own

Presumably you can auto delete anything from Parky

I don't think it's as good as that actually

It's not even Friday evening here in NZ and we're 13 hours ahead of the UK......

It certainly worked well for us

IT LIVES! IT LIVES! * Runs to warn the villagers *

wtf are you on about now?! TWAT!! Come back CT, there been mean.

wtf are you on about now?! TWAT!!

I'll be delighted if he's overlooked. The last thing we need is Best getting knacked on international duty.

"No Steve! It's not a pint of Guinness, it's the referee!"

Gael

I can see why he'd be encouraged to call her. She on the other hand could've told him to feck off rather than giving him her number

Why on earth did she give him her number?

Only seen him once on telly this season (League Cup, Forest?) and he struck me as quite slow. Is that fair?

meh

Plus Simpson's view of play was blocked by his massive head In the pre-match talk Pards should tell him Sigourney Weaver has been spotted in the ground. Explains why he left the ground clinging to the underside of the team bus....

Plus Simpson's view of play was blocked by his massive head

There were two or three instances where he's literally turned his back on the opposition player with the ball instead of going the extra yard to close them down and force a challenge. Unacceptable. Maybe he's been cursed? "I curse thee! Thou shalt have the head and heart of a squid!"