Kitman

RIP. I always found him odd in a creepy way. But a bit of an institution, part of all our youth and all that

Kadar didn't even make the bench at Blackburn did he? Taxi for Kadar, methinks.

Cheers TM. Unfortunately with the state of Auckland's bus service I'm going to have to run it!

Thanks Gem. Will let you know how I get on!

Cheers bro'

Satdee will be chores, Sunday am running the Auckland marathon. Sunday pm hospital probably.

I agree with the Monkey. It doesn't sound like you have any leverage to get a better deal and there's no point working for someone who doesn't rate you and makes your life shit, and offers nothing in return. I'd look on this as a great opportunity to make some positive changes, and to take control in the same way you have on other fronts in your life. The key thing is to back yourself to do it and find something with better prospects and a better work/life balance. Good luck anyway.

I think it's obvious we don't have the squad to mount a challenge in the cups without a hefty helping of luck.

What a match. not sure i can take another 15 minutes on BBC txt.

Pederson loves playing against us

OK, deal

Yeeeehaahhh! The force is with us! Extra time!

And now we get a goal, lol !

Disappointed but that won't last long. By the sound of it we didn't deserve to win.

2-0. Hey ho.

This is where Pardoo earns his money. This is the sort of tie in the LC we always seem to lose, I'm hoping we're up for it second half

Urgh. Just logged in to this. Howay Lads!

Depends if I've got a cold or not

Somebody should have glassed him. With the shitty pint. Indeed. I do hope he's grown out of it by now.

I know a lad who does, ever since he was caught at it his nickname's been Dabber. I think we can all agree this is deviant behaviour

Incidentally off topic, I had an acquaintance at uni whose trick was to shit in a pint pot and leave it in or on top of a wardrobe at every party he went to. Brings a new meaning to the phrase 'party piece'. Needless to say we never invited him to our parties.

I rarely need to wipe much. Having a dirty arse when I stand up just isn't an issue. I can only assume some of you sit down merchants are like muck spreaders on the pot, spraying the bowl and groaning "Jesus" repeatedly as you hunch forward head between knees. I wouldn't stand up to wipe either if I was like that.

Sitting down to wipe? Never heard of it either. Sounds like heresy to me, you sit-down-bum-wipers should burn in hell for your shameful antics.

Fucking hell man, your avatar