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I think we'd be in the running for 3 points if we weren't down to the bare bones. As it is, who knows. Not even sure what the team's going to be.

Hurricane Bawbag. Best named hurricane ever

I can't believe anybody's responding to the obvious trolling of the OP. Oh well.

Class film Yeah, I found that phrase in a South African accent particularly amusing for some reason

The black Obertan. A cheap punt v a £10 Million punt. One word of caution though Thiery Henry looked utter cack for a lot of his first season. Henry still scored 18 league goals in his first season as well. As I said when we were after him in March, he puts the sh in shite. Henry never had a problem with basic technique and at cracking on 25 he's not a kid, that shot over the bar yesterday was cringeworthy to watch. The comparisons with Obertan....well to be fair at least Obertan gets a good ball in 1 in 4. The other difference is that Henry's head doesn't look like a melon with a pair of 70s bead curtains glued to it. It's like the bead equivalent of a comb-over. I have no idea what his football's like, I can't get past the look of him, he's like an extra-terrestrial.

Typical fucking Newcastle in other words.

Happy birthday. Why not celebrate with a hair cut?

So if you said, "Leave it with me while I mull it over", would you get a look of disgust?

.......was when Bernard Manning was interred

Didn't hurt Paul Mcartney Depends. If it was responsible for Wings, that's evidence it causes brain damage

Like the way "she" hedges her bets by including the spiel in French. Could've included something in Spanish, Mandarin, Cantonese, Hindi, Gujerati and Urdu for maximum coverage.

George Michael. At your convenience.

Having said all that, I used to enjoy watching Top Gear. But I think it's had its day, much like Clarkson.

It would be ironic if Clarkson was hounded out by Daily Mail/Express readers seeing as to me he's the archetype of their readership. He talks and acts a bit like Stephen Fry playing the Duke of Wellington in Black Adder 3, and people think he's a loveable luddite for his refusal to bow to the PC brigade whereas actually he strikes me as a reactionary ignorant old twat.

He was half hearted for us (you set em up and I'll knock em in) I suppose aorta respond but I need arrest. Have a heart, don't put more puns in that vein in circulation

I think he positively enjoys offending people. He's a throwback to the 80s basically - get out of my way, egotistical wanker coming through in my super expensive gas guzzling car. When they become an embarrassment, it's best to remove them from the limelight and exile them to obscure satellite channels.

Apparently he's smoked prodigious quantities of spliff on a daily basis for years. Maybe his lungs have packed in in protest and there'snothing more sinister to it.

This. I've always disliked him, he's the epitome of a money obsessed small minded home counties bigot.

Ha! Class! I don't really want it to be him if I'm honest but it seems the most likely option. Who do I want? I've no idea! Hughes seems the logical choice as he's a safe pair of hands and .available. I wouldn't look forward to watching his team week in week out though. Whoever it is I'd be surprised if they hadn't already lined someone up, seeing as it was obvious Bruce needed to be axed.

He was half hearted for us (you set em up and I'll knock em in)

He's probably keeping Bruce company in The Diamond

Actually...on a serious note, I would agree that your starting 11 are superior however I would say ours has far more depth. If any of your key players are injured, you would be struggling to replace them from the bench: cabaye and tiote for example. If they get injured, you're left really thin on the ground. The thing that struck me about your summer signings was the general short termism of them i.e. the Man Utd players and Bendtner (obviously that Wickham lad was one for the future). I think Bruce know he didn't have long but I'm surprised Short went along with it. I don't know your squad that well but my sense is that Bruce has left a bit of a mess rather than strength in depth and you especially need a goal scoring striker. I think Mark Hughes would probably be the best (and most realistic) choice for you as he can organise a team and work well within existing resources a la Blackburn and Fulham. I hope you make a Wilkinson type appointment instead though.

He'll be carried out of the place covered in piss I reckon Not all of it his own either. Top bombing, Mr Fist

I think the other part of his problem is he's a nobhead and not too bright.

Llambias still hasn't learned that the best way to kill a story like this is to STFU, the moron. Barton looks enough of a self obsessed cock without Llambias stoking the fire. I wish both of them would keep their mouths shut tbh.......Barton should come to terms with the fact that he plays for QPR now and move on. Lambias should leave PR to the PR people, every time he opens his mouth he just comes across as a snidey little shit.