Kitman

Haha how the fuck are we 1-0 up? Only watching it on BBC txt but we seem to have been under siege since 20 mins in. Pardoo's got some work to do at HT

Dann the man!

I'm not confident about this at all. We need to win against one of the weaker teams to maintain our challenge for a Euro place but being NUFC, we will probably lose. Our midfield doesn't look good enough to me, plus the bench is woeful......and I wouldn't back the Best/Ameobi axis to get more than one goal between them. Pedersen is bound to get his customary goal against us so I guess 1-1 is the best I can hope for.

I wonder if he's finished that medical yet

Hi Johnny. it is you, isn't it?

The lack of defensive cover is depressing. Even a short term loan of an experienced CB would have done me. I can't understand the attitude....it's almost like we say "Fuck it, let's see how bad it really gets, and then maybe we'll do something." We did the same after Carroll was sold, when any fool could see a new striker was urgent but at least there arguably there was little time.....we've had weeks to line up a loan deal. On the bright side, at least no-one's been flogged, I'm made up about that.

I can guess at his advice: - Cash in hand only - Always take spare petrol - Watch out for dogshit

Why do u reckon that going to games means you have a higher understanding of football?? Were you at the QPR game? Of Course you were, youll have been one of those idiots shouting "Shooooot" everytime one of our players had the ball in their half (because we hadnt scored in first 20 mins,).... including when WILLIAMSON had it 45 yards out!! I'd say that about 90% of the games i go to i hear some idiot shout something truly idiotic and actually meaning it...... its a knocking bet that one of them was you! To be fair shouting "shoooot" is part of the craic and the more unlikely the player to score, the funnier it is. Well if you've had 10 pints of ale, that is.

That's totally uncalled for, there's nothing wrong with The Fish

Fair point. Was thinking he might go back to Scotland or maybe even home.......

The question is not whether Liverpool (or anyone else) comes in, it's whether we want to sell and Ba is happy to go. Which nobody knows. So it's best to stay frosty and see what happens. Dunno why but have a feeling we won't sell anyone major this time. Surprised Lovenkrands hasn't jumped ship yet.

I can't say I'll be disappointed to see him go. Neither use nor ornament as Smith himself would say.

My wife of many years looks at any showy romantic gesture with great suspicion. So no. Edit: and if I bought that get up for her, I reckon she'd use the bra-strap to remove my testicles

Listen to Gemmill, he speaks the truth. Unless you can turn, slow down and stop, you're going to make a complete twat of yourself or worse still really hurt yourself. You also need to have some basic proficiency to get on/off ski-lifts (drag lifts in particular). tbh the best thing you can do is go skiing with people at the same level as yourself then it's a great laugh and nobody cares about falling over. Trying to wing it is asking for trouble when you can ski into a tree or somebody else or off the side of a hill.

I dunno how you have the stamina to wade through that shite. I didn't get further than 3 posts....

Given that gate receipts are shared (barring what is pooled) could you, or anyone else, please explain how this saves Ashley money? Agree it is shabby, and could even be spiteful but I don't understand the cost cutting. 400-600 stamps, printing, card, envelopes and maybe 2 days office staff time? Maybe £500? Is the belt-tightening really that intense? I must be missing something. I doubt Ashley gets involved in this kind of issue anyway.

I imagine any bungs would be delivered in cash. The Revenue still have their teeth in his arse though since he allegedly paid no tax on his cut of the transfer fee.

No chance. He is a dodgy f*cker, but money talks and I am sure he will grease some palms. Tax Evasion usually carries a custodial sentence. Lester Piggott is a good example. Possibly. It's actually quite rare for something like this to go to court, usually taxpayers settle, pay up and get a clean slate. It means that the Revenue might be out to make an example of 'Arry....you might conclude that means they believe this is the thin end of the wedge and he's been dishonest in disclosing the true position of his finances, I couldn't comment. The Revenue love to stick it to high profile tax dodgers to discourage others. Piggot's downfall is actually quite funny. He was a massive tax cheat but stupidly greedy. Despite a high profile and successful career, he returned very little income. He was investigated and Piggott admitted tax evasion and offered to disclose all his hidden income and accounts if the Revenue didn't prosecute him. They agreed a final settlement and he gave them a cheque......drawn on an offshore account he hadn't disclosed! They threw the book at him.

Can't stand Dalglish. Good job Liverpool don't have a messiah complex like us.

No.

We're in sixth and level on points with Arsenal. In a season where we were tipped to struggle. Fuck yeah he's good enough for now.

I think even Paul Wyn would struggle to sound like a middle aged woman. Well he looks like one

Actually shouldn't Paul Wyn be the prime suspect in the stalking of Stevie?

No. Wouldn't worry about it mate, nothing'll come of it. Your lass needs to learn to answer a question with a question. "Do you know Steve?" "Steve who?/ Who is this?/ Why do you want to know?/ Is this a personal call?" etc