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Haha I'll see if that works. Calling Maradona a bastardo doesn't seem to have went down well like. The Argentine name for the Falklands is Las Malvinas if you're over there making friends......

Quality post btw my feelings summed up exactly The biggest change I feel theres been between the ownership of Shepherd and the ownership of Ashley is the former ran it for the fans and what meant most to us and Ashley is running it to spite us. I think the Shepherd/Halls ran the club for what meant most to them actually. The big difference between them and Ashley imo is the latter doesn't give a toss for our tradition and history, whereas the Shepherds/Halls were careful to acknowledge it in public. Not that it stopped them putting corporates ahead of season ticket holders.

No, 4 x plums and 1 banana during the morning "graze" style. Going to make some sort of sticky pork for lunch. More grazing on stuff this afternoon and then tea after weigh in. (which is fair enough) Eating a "banana" with "plums"? "Sticky pork" at lunchtime? What next, "meat and 2 veg" for tea? Are you working as a RENT BOY ?

Nice one. He who dares wins, Rodney

Ideally delivered in the style of Fraser from Dads Army, with long quotes from obscure passages of the Old Testament......

Could you not just sign up 6 months and if it's too expensive move back in with your mum?

We could solve this quite easily by giving people from NI a straight choice between playing for Scotland or Eire. Then the NI team could be abolished, which will save lot of pointless fixtures.

Purely gut feeling, I think he jumped rather than be pushed. And in the words of an old song ''There may be trouble ahead'' Yes, same here. Pure speculation of course, but it could be a case of Quinn, as a football man who loves the club, locking horns with Yank owner who's fucked off with pouring cash into bottomless pit and has closed his wallet. This leads to Quinn being sidelined to fringe role and then deciding to leg it before it all goes to shit. Or as Chez says it could be that he's been sidelined because Short thinks he's a mug. Time will tell I suppose.

I think we'll win this. Hopefully they'll have Brewcie in charge, which would boost our chances.

They were probably waiting for him to fill out a bit

Not that I can be bothered to join this tedious debate about who's been the best owners, but I reckon it's not all about comparing turnover as a measure of success anyway. The club was floated in the late 90s and a substantial amount of money was put into the club by the folks who bought shares (including me). I'll leave it up to others to debate whether this money was spent wisely.

Quinns always struck me as a decent bloke. He's just gone up in my estimation by leaving SAFC. For me the interesting question is why he's gone. The club is plainly going in the right direction for now on the pitch. O'Neill is making a silk purse out of a sow's ear but it's a moot point how long some of these players will continue to punch above their weight when the honeymoon period's over. Why is Quinn jumping ship when they are, according to some of their more excitable fans, at the start of a new golden age? I also wonder whether Short will bank roll the club as he has done up to now. Brewce pissed up the wall huge amounts of money on overpriced players imo who O'Neill will want to replace (and he has a chequered history in that dept too). Remains to be seen whether Short will support him in the summer, failure to do so may see another flounce from O'Neill. Come what may, I reckon money will be tight (unless they make it to Wemberlee) and Short may find it very difficult to attract/sustain investment in a deeply unfashionable club. He has no affection for the club or the area (just like our own rotund owner) so he's only in it for the money. Wonder what goes through his mind when he looks at row upon row of empty seats despite O'Neill's recent success. I get the feeling there is more turbulence ahead for the Mackems, and I wonder whether Quinn resigning as chairman and then jumping ship is an augur of storm clouds ahead. By contrast. we seem to have stumbled upon stability of some kind, although you never know what Fat Mike is up to next.

How much money do we get from SportsDirect's "sponsorship" again?

Well it's true. Honest to god in my social circle and people who care, peripheral people, randoms you chat to, fucking everyone, I know one person who respects Ashley, believe he's a good bloke and has the best interests of the club foremost in his mind. He happens to be one of me best mates, we've had many heated discussions about it. You come on here, you'd think it was a 50/50 split, and it's never geordies supporting him on here neither, Ireland, Stoke, fucking Brighton, London, rarely Newcastle other than silly old cunts like toonpack. Geordies like transparency and straight talking people, Ashley is the complete opposite of both, that's my theory, of course I'm not on about ALL OOT's but just read the likes of here and N-O. Keegan is absolutely idolised on Tyneside, idolised, go anywhere else in the country and he's laughed at, and that's the way it was for some on N-O and here when he left in 2008, I think that sums it up. I dislike Ashley. I idolise Keegan. I am about as OOT as you can get. As it happens the ludicrous anti-Keegan patter was the main reason I stopped going on N-O.

Fit as a lop and even wearing joggers, trainers etc for work so looking the part as well The guy who is overseeing our program has u's down for 5 exercise sessions a week. That can be 3 gym visits, a long walk, a bike ride or 30 minutes using our home equipment etc. Definitely going to try and stick to the five sessions during the course. I was that hyped yesterday I wanted to go back to the Gym! All good stuff so far. Good stuff CT !

Quite clearly, I'm pretty far from being wrong, as other peoples comments illustrate. I'm wrong about plenty things and admit when I am not here though. As I say another pathetic attempt to play Devil's Advocate from yourself. I thought you were in the wrong to be fair, i mean you started the name calling by calling him an "OOT arsehole" or something to that effect, AND to be fair mate, if you mentioned your bankruptcy on here then YOU put it "in the public realm". Should look closer to home I reckon. Offering him out over it is laughable though, we are blokes ffs, takin the piss is what we do, and as i said YOU gave him the ammo. That being said, it's just my opinion and im not having a go at you........ Ivan Drago Why don't YOU leave it Pugface? You're not exactly helping.....

I was into the New Romantics, believe it or not.

I have a workout playlist on my Iphone which is as follows.... How I am not Gay I honestly do not know. No offence to proper gays (can you still say Gay?) Im talking the Howard Brackett gay. I have to say if I died and went to Hell, that's pretty much the sort of music they'd play in a loop. Perhas this is what they use at Guatanamo Bay to break detainees' spirits. Each to their own.

You wouldn't say that to my face.

Note to self: stay out of this thread in future, it's a shit soup.

I'm another one who's just dialled into this. Very sorry to hear your bad news, MF, will be tough to cope with so best of luck with it.

Good stuff CT. I suspect in your case, music is the key. Get some bouncy 80s stuff like Gloria Estefan or Wham for your work out, you'll be sorted.

Carver looks like he's laughing

Still can't score, even in League 1. Funny that.