Kitman

Have a cigar Sir! * twirls ends of moustache *

real name Arnold Dorsey. I'm not sure which name is worse tbh

The first ones the Chilis I think. No clue on the others

The drugs DO work. Iggy = legend, saw him live back in the early 90s, one of the best gigs I've been to

I think anyone that defaces a memorial is pond life, I don't care where they're from.

I like the idea of moving Santon to the right and getting a specialist left back though.

If Perch is going to play as DM he should change his name to SHARK. Perch is too gay a name for the role imo.

I don't like his haircut. Get rid.

Fat Sam, what a legend

Alas indeed. An old skool Kevin special.

SINNER! The sins on the flesh have been visited on your hips! You cannot wash your body clean of your vile SKAG with a bit of power walking to Phil Collins! I will pray for you CT.......God have mercy on your soul!

Interesting....

What did you have for lunch? I desperately wanted to stay on track but after the tour (nearly two hours) we fell straight into the strawberry outside on the terrace for refreshments. My intention was to find somewhere nice to eat where I could grab a salad however the waitress kept walking past with delicious smelling junk food so I was out voted. The fact we had a nice table in the sun, right infront of the large screen TV swayed me. The daughter went to order and I said surprise me ( and hoped for the best). Along came a bacon cheese double burger with chips and coleslaw. Forbidden fruit :-) I knew from the protracted excuse it was going to be something coronary inducing. For shame, CT, for shame! It's like shooting up in public! You flout your therapy! YOU BASTARD!

It was on work time, doesn't count

Genius !

Not as bored as we are after reading this shizzle, Mr Fist

What did you have for lunch?

How? Stanton was available to play lb. Which would have left gutI free to play the left wing without a total rejig. Is that Harry Dean Stanton? I assume Santon was dropped due to form? I don't know though, you'd have to ask Pardew.....as I said I was just going on what he said at post match interview, which was that 8 injuries forced the changes on him.

Weren't the changes forced on Pardew due to injury? Apologies, I haven't watched the match, just going on what Pardew said afterwards

God yes

Yeah that's kind of what I was hinting at......the defence and RW in particular is undercooked imo and we could kick on if we can strengthen those areas in the summer......whilst Taylor's injury was a kick in the balls, we've been very lucky up to now that Colo's been largely fit this season (Perch/Williamson anyone?)

Your green with envy, FTM! Their all loosers, FTM!

I think a bit of stability would do us good. I agree Pardew deserves the chance to show what he can do......especially if Ashley lets him build up the squad

I assume Guthrie's viewed as a squad player (which is what he is) and been offered a contract commensurate with that. Whereas Guthrie wants regular football and to be paid accordingly. It doesn't seem to me he's being forced out, just that both parties view his potential in different ways. He's good back up but if he doesn't want to stay that's fair enough, surely.