Kitman

Cardiff is the capital of Wales. The Welsh aren't allowed to play football in Europe, under an agreement reached between Mrs Thatcher and President Mitterand in 1985. They are allowed to play rugby however. Although I remember when they played (and eventually lost) to Portsmouth in the FA cup final a few years back they said that they would be allowed to play in europe if they won, that special dispensation would be made. Only if special tribute was paid to the Parliament of Westminster (fifteen tonnes of leeks, four flocks of pedigree welsh mountain ewes, and Max Boyce's head on a pole)

Cardiff is the capital of Wales. The Welsh aren't allowed to play football in Europe, under an agreement reached between Mrs Thatcher and President Mitterand in 1985. They are allowed to play rugby however.

You could seriously screw with their heads. Patient "Doctor, doctor, I'm bloody circumcised, what the hell happened?!" MF "Coicumcised? Coicumcised? Are you kiddin' me? This is New York, Goldstein, you're Jewish, of course you're coicumcised, sheesh, get this guy!!!!" * MF takes off doctor's coat and runs for the nearest exit *

Aha, more Nazi references. There's something of the night about you KSA. You're not posting from South America are you?

Have a cigar Sir! * twirls ends of moustache *

real name Arnold Dorsey. I'm not sure which name is worse tbh

The first ones the Chilis I think. No clue on the others

The drugs DO work. Iggy = legend, saw him live back in the early 90s, one of the best gigs I've been to

I think anyone that defaces a memorial is pond life, I don't care where they're from.

I like the idea of moving Santon to the right and getting a specialist left back though.

If Perch is going to play as DM he should change his name to SHARK. Perch is too gay a name for the role imo.

I don't like his haircut. Get rid.

Fat Sam, what a legend

Alas indeed. An old skool Kevin special.

SINNER! The sins on the flesh have been visited on your hips! You cannot wash your body clean of your vile SKAG with a bit of power walking to Phil Collins! I will pray for you CT.......God have mercy on your soul!

Interesting....

What did you have for lunch? I desperately wanted to stay on track but after the tour (nearly two hours) we fell straight into the strawberry outside on the terrace for refreshments. My intention was to find somewhere nice to eat where I could grab a salad however the waitress kept walking past with delicious smelling junk food so I was out voted. The fact we had a nice table in the sun, right infront of the large screen TV swayed me. The daughter went to order and I said surprise me ( and hoped for the best). Along came a bacon cheese double burger with chips and coleslaw. Forbidden fruit :-) I knew from the protracted excuse it was going to be something coronary inducing. For shame, CT, for shame! It's like shooting up in public! You flout your therapy! YOU BASTARD!

It was on work time, doesn't count

Genius !

Not as bored as we are after reading this shizzle, Mr Fist

What did you have for lunch?

How? Stanton was available to play lb. Which would have left gutI free to play the left wing without a total rejig. Is that Harry Dean Stanton? I assume Santon was dropped due to form? I don't know though, you'd have to ask Pardew.....as I said I was just going on what he said at post match interview, which was that 8 injuries forced the changes on him.

Weren't the changes forced on Pardew due to injury? Apologies, I haven't watched the match, just going on what Pardew said afterwards

God yes