Kitman

I believe that's called water

Aye this is the top and bottom of it. Let's see how funny it all is when one of his kids finds themselves on the wrong end of tory policy, or heaven forbid the changes to the NHS that are currently being forced through. When I'm alright Jack is no longer alright. tbh that's the joy of coming on here. It's like sharing a cab with a typical taxi driver, without the inconvenience of having to travel anywhere.....

Wykikitoon still FURIOUS at his colleague, despite working his notice. STUPID BITCH I FIX HER!!!

I propose that double cheeseburgers should be subject to VAT at 50%. This would rise to 100% with a side order of chips and coleslaw. in addition taxi drivers should be compelled to donate their legs for transplant purposes, given all they do is sit around all day.

The main thing I recall about O'Neill's punditry is that he's bat shit crazy. I suspect he gets less effective as time wears on, but we'll see.

That's papa Smurf isn't it?

The Tory Party can trace its roots back to Robin Hood and his Merry Men. Consistent friends of the poor, they have faced perennial criticism over their insistence on a fair deal for the disadvantaged, making enemies of the well off in the process. Their leader Dai Cameron grew up in the former mining community of Ebbw Vale: one could not say he is a friend of the establishment. "No one goes short on my watch" has become Cameron's mantra in his time in office. Expect the forthcoming Budget to be another painful event for the business and upper classes, with spending on luxury items being reined in, and glum faces in Knightsbridge.

I've no stamina at all these days. If I went to the pub for a session, it'd all be over after a couple of hours I reckon.

Where would we be without the race for Top Dogs, eh? In Europe, hopefully.

Can we move this to General Chat please?

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Keep your superstitious mumbo-jumbo out of it, MF. This is a rational thread.

LM'd your post, this thread has gone on far too long without derailment. * Fights urge to do LM impersonation *

Blackburn 1-0 up against the Mackems......

CT plainly had a dump shortly before the weigh in. Shifting the residue of the double cheeseburger probably accounted for 3 lb. SHAME ON YOU CT, it's tantamount to cheating ! In reality he's gone up a lb since the last weigh in.......CT, you must stop filling your body with the loathsome detritus of junk food if you're to achieve snake hippedness.....I prescribe a week's diet of bothing but prune juice and onions to get you bakc on the straight and narrow. You might want to take a week off work.

Apparently he's a cockney. Best position is sweeper

"Life in a Northern Town" The bloke's a mug! Can't remember any songs called Life in a Northern City........

So....a theological discussion whilst a young man lays crippled in a hospital bed fighting for his life. I'll pray for your souls. Sweet Jesus, help poor Fabrice and look favourably on all the Toontastic sinners. Especially NJS.

What a loser

The Eagles for No. 6 maybe? Edit: only US band I can recall reforming recently Going on the name alone maybe some shity heavy metal band like Motley Crue, dunno if they've even split up

Cardiff is the capital of Wales. The Welsh aren't allowed to play football in Europe, under an agreement reached between Mrs Thatcher and President Mitterand in 1985. They are allowed to play rugby however. Although I remember when they played (and eventually lost) to Portsmouth in the FA cup final a few years back they said that they would be allowed to play in europe if they won, that special dispensation would be made. Only if special tribute was paid to the Parliament of Westminster (fifteen tonnes of leeks, four flocks of pedigree welsh mountain ewes, and Max Boyce's head on a pole)

Cardiff is the capital of Wales. The Welsh aren't allowed to play football in Europe, under an agreement reached between Mrs Thatcher and President Mitterand in 1985. They are allowed to play rugby however.

You could seriously screw with their heads. Patient "Doctor, doctor, I'm bloody circumcised, what the hell happened?!" MF "Coicumcised? Coicumcised? Are you kiddin' me? This is New York, Goldstein, you're Jewish, of course you're coicumcised, sheesh, get this guy!!!!" * MF takes off doctor's coat and runs for the nearest exit *

Aha, more Nazi references. There's something of the night about you KSA. You're not posting from South America are you?