Kitman

RIP indeed. I hope they're not cremating him, that's all I'm saying.

Its actually the meat that has been jet washed off the carcasses of sheep etc After it's been dragged out of the bins by wild dogs.......

Pardew to the 1st XI : "Step forward everyone who's coming back next season. Not you Tiote,"

Jocky on the oche. Only certain snooker players like Bill Werbienek (sp?) could have rivalled Jocky in alcohol consumption whilst playing their sport at the highest level. I don't see Bolt downing 20 pints with a few vodka "steadiers" and running 100m under 10 seconds. In fact thinking about it Jocky may be one of the greatest athletes the world has ever seen. aye, he used to sprint 50 yards in 75 seconds in his prime without spilling a drop. and he was only a wee man. Years of dedication and a constitution of iron, Scottish survival of the fittest in action

HTT likes the sound of his own voice, metaphorically speaking. The idea of turfing out the man who's taken us to sixth is frankly ridiculous......not least the notion that Ashley/Llambias give a fuck about what people say on N-O, TT or any other message board.

Jocky on the oche. Only certain snooker players like Bill Werbienek (sp?) could have rivalled Jocky in alcohol consumption whilst playing their sport at the highest level. I don't see Bolt downing 20 pints with a few vodka "steadiers" and running 100m under 10 seconds. In fact thinking about it Jocky may be one of the greatest athletes the world has ever seen.

Happy birthday young un

Is Baggio posting in invisible ink or is it just me?

I look on the Wolves and Mackems matches as 4 points dropped tbh

You don't see many fat horses though! That's because they died from food poisoning

I notice double cheeseburgers didn't make the list. Worse than heroin ttt.

Yeah, it's what I was alluding to . I'm old enough to remember watching that too...... He was a short obese man who smoked and drank like there was no tomorrow. Hard as nails to make it to 62 with his lifestyle.

I really ought to get on with some work now

Hatem Ben Artichoke?

What next I wonder? Pota-tiote?

They were wrong. I was right all along. Hmmmm. I wonder who this reminds me of.

Haven't watched the match yet. Can't wait.

I assumed it was your pet name for him......

Dalglish Every inch a PL manager

Absolutely delighted with the result, massive win which I wasn't expecting. HTL. Colo's injury is a blow but I'm excited about Shane Ferguson coming in at centre back and dominating the oppo strikers. Every faith in CT's judgement on this.

Congrats, I've got a hankering for a move lately and although I'd love to live in the states, I don't think I'd be able to get a working vvisa, much less a green card you won't get a visa if you pronounce it in Russian.....

Well done for managing 4 days. If you have any sense you will get yourself on the patches (if not already). Just keep thinking of your bairn growing up and not having a dad because he was too weak willed to get over an addiction to tobacco. It really does pass quite soon and its the habit thats a miss and not the nicotine. Get some polos or other sweets to replace the fag break. You don't strike me as Mr Willpower, judging by Strawberrygate

I'm surprised he lasted this long. Still, I've always enjoyed his music, especially Reet Petite. RIP

Fear Not JawD for I, SuperShane am here to save the day!!! Da da da daaaaaaa.

Crouch looks a bit special, tbh