Kitman

A second on the lips, a lifetime on the hips, CT

Great to see him rumbled, the fat charlatan. Hope he gets the sack again. Of course it'll be someone's else fault if WHU don't get promoted......

I reckon it dawned on his neighbours that another summer of CT warbling drunkenly to Phil Collins and Witney Houston in the early hours of the morning was approaching......so they nipped over the fence when everyone was out and gave the seat a proper kicking

Get well soon. Shocking when someone young and sporty gets something like this.

FFS I'm not reading that. HF needs to turn it into a graph or pie chart or summink for the mentally challenged amongst us.

Time to crack out the Billy Bragg collection......

I think any minute's silence would be broken by CT's loud sobs and the occasional wail of "Whhhyyyyyyyyy?" Much better would be large pinata of Mrs T, which could be brought on the pitch and smashed to pieces by ex-coal miners with picks and shovels to the cheers of the crowd. Fans attending on the day could be given souvenir toilet paper with pictures of Mrs T on each sheet, so there's a place for her in the smallest room, as well as in each of their hearts.

If you keep this up, you'll be eligible to apply for the position of Board Policeman. The present incumbent's been too busy counting his posts to see to his duties lately.

Oh fuck it. Let's have this discussion with one match to go.

What if Chelsea wins the CL and FA cup, and Everton are the runners up. Eh eh?

every one of them a quality post..... if you consider every post will average at least a minute, that's errrm, wait a second, errr, well quite a lot of time spent on here posting. Is 25k some kind of record, now that Alex has disappeared?

Maybe you could have a nice cup of cocoa and a bit of a sit down

AS United prepare to take on Liverpool, former Toon star Tino Asprilla gives his verdict on Kenny Dalglish’s time in the St James’ hot seat. TINO ASPRILLA today stuck the boot into Kenny Dalglish – and branded the dour Scot: “The man who destroyed the Entertainers.” Dalglish returns to St James’ Park on Sunday for the powder-keg Premier League clash that could go a long way to deciding whether Tino’s old team qualify for Europe – in a week when painful memories are sure to be evoked.The former Newcastle boss arrived on Tyneside in 1997 hoping to lift the Premier League title, but only succeeded in dismantling one of the greatest teams in the Magpies’ history as he incredibly sold Peter Beardsley, David Ginola, Les Ferdinand, Lee Clark, John Beresford, Robbie Elliott – and the talisman himself, Asprilla. Dalglish did lead the black-and-whites to the Champions League, but his wrecking spree on Tyneside broke up Kevin Keegan’s dream team – to the fury of the Toon Army. Worse still, Dalglish then caused astonishment at St James’ Park by replacing the terrace favourites with veterans like John Barnes, Ian Rush, Stuart Pearce and virtual unknowns like Des Hamilton and Garry Brady. Asprilla told the Chronicle: “When Kenny Daglish arrived at Newcastle I had heard so many good things about him. “And I could not wait to play for him. “Anyone who achieves so much as a player like he did you would naturally expect him to do well as a manager. “This was not the case. Within months he had the team playing a style that was alien to most of us and he started to sell some of our star players. “The stars like Ginola, Ferdinand and Beardsley were moved on. “It was a team that could have gone on to win the league, having come so close in 1996. “But instead we were broken up and the dream faded. I was sad to see Dalglish destroy the team.” Asprilla endured a fraught relationship with Dalglish. And even after the pair’s finest hour together when Asprilla scored a hat-trick against Barcelona in the Champions League in 1997, he didn’t manage to nail the permanent run in the side he was looking for. The 1997-98 season in question resulted in Newcastle tumbling from second place to 13th – a situation Tino feels he could have rectified. Asprilla, who has always claimed he would never have quit Newcastle had Keegan left, said: “I found myself out of the side and on the bench. “I did not feel that this was fair and knew that given the chance I could turn around our average season. “I did not complain, I just did my training and waited for my chances, but they were few and far between.” The relationship couldn’t be resolved. Newcastle papered over the cracks of their horrendous league form by beating Stevenage, Tranmere, Barnsley and Sheffield United to reach the FA Cup final and Asprilla was sold back to Parma. Asprilla said: “My departure was a sad day for me and I wish things could have been different. “I have no malice towards Kenny, but with hindsight I think the club and the fans realise now that he was not the right man for the job.” Read More http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/newcastle-united/nufc-news/2012/03/28/asprilla-how-dalglish-destroyed-the-entertainers-72703-30640337/#ixzz1qRb2avtR

now he's nailed on to score against Liverpool

Looking forward to this. I do hope I'm not going to see Gerard celebrating against us, yet again. Would love, just love it, if we pummelled them, hope we really get at them from the first whistle and score early.

That's xmas sorted

you can get chest pain for such a variety of reasons that you'd need an examination from your gp to set your mind at rest. The most likely explanation if you're fairly young and fit is that you've got a low grade infection

Happy birthday fellas

"What are we missing here?"

Me neither. He's soooooo last season

you don't suppose it's one of them?

It'd make better reading if there was a comedy moment "As I opened the car door to let her in, I shat all over my kegs. I had to drive with the windows open" or "I said thanks very much, here's your change, and vomited all over him. He didn't see the funny side and I had to run down the road to get away, trying not to follow through." Instead we get a factual run down of material ejected from each end. I suspect this is a smokescreen for the prune juice enemas he's been administering in a bid to beat the weigh in at fatty club........

I wonder if you're a bit dehydrated as a result of your lifestyle? Roughage + plenty of hydration should equal softer stools and easier motions. Curious that things briefly changed for the better in Paris, what was different?

Did somebody on RTG write that?