Kitman

I expect it's making money that gives him a hard on

I think they should definitely give these a go at the Emirates. Would require hand outs

Absolutely. Was virtually wearing Martin's shirt

C'mon Norwich. Shocking defending from the Arse, it's promising for the second half

God the lengths these foreigners go to to disrupt play. I trust the ref sent him off for time wasting

I'm praying we don't get any big money offers for our best players in the summer.

Andy says what he sees. He's not bothered about the facts.

That's not the only thing they wasted 35 mill on Staggering waste of money on the stadium project

Top striker? Where are the tap ins and pelanties? These fancy dan goals are all well and good, but I wouldn't want to watch them every week...

He was useless for us iirc

What a plum. Was he crossing the ball to the invisible man?

Hodgson strikes me as a closet transvestite. I expect if you called round his house after 9pm, you'd find him in a dress and full make up doing the ironing. When the pressure gets too much at England, as it surely will, I expect he will have some kind of breakdown and be found wandering the streets of London in drag, pissed up and missing a shoe. Still anyone but Fat Sam, I say.

You may demand rights but you'll only get lefts on here

I can dribble with both feet. And my mouth.

I know where PL is coming from. I think if you've followed the toon for a long time, you sort of expect to be disappointed when there's the prospect of achieving something. As my brother in law says about NUFC "I can handle the despair, it's the hope I can't stand." Mind you, making 5th or 6th this season and the EL is fucking stellar, so personally I'm delighted with how things have gone this season

That's Neil from the Young Ones, isn't it?

Lefty and proud of it.

Take that you hippo headed charlatan!

HTL

He's certainly got something wrong with his head. It looks like a testicle that's been subjected to a bizarre scientific experiment

I think I'm more upset about the reform in Amsterdam than Egypt

yeah, some of his comments on the matches were bizarre iirc

I remember seeing O'Neill as a world cup pundit a few years back and thinking he was mentally unstable. I suspect he might be as mad as a box of frogs. FWIW I think he did a terrible job at Villa given the money he spent, and is partly responsible for their current predicament. I'm looking forward to seeing his new signings (if he gets any money to spend that is).