Kitman

Anyone see Gerard shoo Dalglish off the pitch (when Reina was sent off iirc)? Was like seeing pissed up Grandad being shooed out of the kitchen at a family do

You can forget about the left back slot for Guti. That's going to be Ferguson's for years to come. Same for left wing, Ferguson can play there too and he's miles better than Guti. And support striker? Forget that Guti, there's a new kid in town and his name's SHANE FERGUSON!

Coloccini's all right but he's no Perch tbh

Reina's headbutt definitely made contact btw

I thought that was what an Italian waiter says when you're waiting for a table?

Phew! You'll reap the benefits, mate - no need to shit your bodyweight on weigh-in day!

Anyone heard from CT? I'm worried that his trousers burst after one double cheeseburger too many and he was carted off to the clink

Just think how good Cattermole would be if he didn't hitch his shorts up his arse. It's like he's hobbling himself to give the oppo a chance, he's that good

tbh if it's the latter, I feel quite jealous

Is Collymore a sky pundit? I'm surprised he's still working.....

Happy birthday

Have you heard of fucking off?

I need a coffee

Was surprised how well Perch played at CB. Williamson did ok too imo. Krul had a bit of a shocker though.

Gerard had a totally wank game. Anonymous. Thought Bllamy had the measure of Guti, was surprised he wasn't subbed for Santon at half time

Are Liverpool the ugliest team in the league? Their CBs look like East European convicts, Flanagan looks like an experiment gone wrong

Just watched it. Fucking great game! Shame we didn't test Enrique in goal but hey ho. We deserved to win but at times it seemed like we had voodoo protecting our goal imo. Anyway immense win. Love beating Liverpool.

Tries to get a pelanty and Krul sent off when it was easier to score. Fuck him.

Shadow of his former self

It's for his own good. He must resist the devil's hamburger if he is to reach nirvana Flame grilled innit. The devil provides the sauce

It's for his own good. He must resist the devil's hamburger if he is to reach nirvana Or reach 50 I expect he's got a speed limiter on his taxi.......

It's for his own good. He must resist the devil's hamburger if he is to reach nirvana

"I'm down to 32 inches!!!!!"

A second on the lips, a lifetime on the hips, CT But oh boy what a second!!!! Also should be noted that Im on the way to the match in size 32 jeans not 36, not 34 but 32 babies........ They might not survive the burger though! do you have to walk with straight legs? You could just chuck the burger in the toilet and cut out the middleman.......