Kitman

I thought Vuckic is injured?

JESUS BE PRAISED! IT'S A MIRACLE! IT'S A MIRACLE!

Is he referring to himself in the 3rd person yet?

Light a candle for him Ken, there's one more angel in heaven tonight......

Hoping for a win. Wonder what Lawro thinks, usually he picks the opposite of the result

YOu chose NZ so forgive me if I disregard your opinions on America. You're just in DENIAL (which is a long river). NZ is mint, it's probably your kind of place.....but then I'm guessing you know as much about it as America, Mr P

I lived in the US for a while when I was growing up, and I've been to the US a few times on holiday. I love it, in fact it's a fantastic country (for all its problems) and I'd live there again if I could. Having said that, I've never heard of this Diana bloke (strange name) and I couldn't give a toss about his opinions on, well, anything.

17 Hours later........ @leeryder Pards on 5 year plan "we're one year ahead of schedule. First Anal, who used to use my crack now this mug. Get your own ideas baaldy. Good for you Stevie, if you're into bum sex there's no reason to hide it

It was a hugely low key performance but I still thought he was the most likely to do something when he picked the ball up and looked for the pass through the middle. Bellamy was anonymous after the opening 15 (happily). At the end of the day it's one of the reasons I've no time for CT's 'end product' rant about Jonas. Yes ideally he'd be sticking the ball on the attackers head with every cross, chalk on his boots at the time, but how many goals realistically get scored like that anyway? Not many. Far more effective is stuff coming straight through the middle. It can go out wide as an option and to spread the play, but for all we're wanking over Ben Arfa, we're doing that principally because he cuts inside with such devastating effect. If all he was doing was knocking balls across from the flank we'd be wondering what all the fuss was about. If Gerrard didnt want to play RM under Benitez (or ever) I can understand why. I thought Bellamy had the beating of Jonas every time they attacked down our left but that faded as the half progressed.....not sure whether that was anything to do with Bellamy or more to do with us controlling the match more as the half wore on. At the moment it doesn't look like we'll play with wingers as such so he seems determined to shoe horn Jonas in at LB......not sure what makes him better than Santon in this position. As the match wore on I thought we'd see Gerrard rampaging up the middle and arriving late in the box to plunder a goal. At 2-1 they would have been right back in it. As it happened (happily) he sat deep and i don't recall him looking threatening on our goal all match.....he's their talisman but looked flat...and the rest of them lacked any kind of urgency or passion

Gerard seems to me to be in decline. If Dalglish asked him to play deep against us it's a massive error imo, he seems to score against us for fun

Give over Simpson is our only ever present all season and has cleared 6 or 7 balls off the line. You are a mug if you think it's not worth hanging on to a player like that. It's true that Pardew seems to rate him and he's made a few vital clearances but.......he seems a very average defender to me. I'd say his position is an obvious one for an upgrade imo, he'd be an asset as a squad player, whether he'd be happy with that is another story.....

I wish we'd had 101m to spend. Fair enough they've won one pot and have a good chance at another, but to be where they are in the league on that sort of outlay is shocking.

Isn't this just like when we all blamed Dennis Wise rather than Keegan? *ducks* I think the fruit of their labours is there for all to see. I include Dennis "Xisco" Wise in that.

Briefly perusing that RTG thread, several of the posters seem to have comprehension problems.

"I have it on good authority".....from the tea lady If you look at what Dalglish did to Keegan's team, you'd be in no doubt who's responsible for the waste of money at LFC

Some great posts here - Trophyshy, Stevie etc. Maybe it's time to stop talking about the previous owners......

You weren't dreaming you were Chuck Berry by any chance?

They probably assumed you were doing Pete Townsend style "research" for an article you were writing on big cocks?

Hurry back. The Grey Man is ruining everything.

6th would be a fantastic achievement, a place in the Europa would be magnificent. I thought 16th was realistic at the start of the season......

One of my favourites I said the same Good job I only bet on the lotto